german chocolate v. Bad Santa v. 4 beers v. Nabokov

[NAD]

that is what i have at my disposal for tonight's solo pleasures, what should i indulge in?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

PALE FIRE


Teh oringin of metafiction seriosly that biook rules

literatuew>music

 

[Dick Sirloin]

wait

4 beer



join the quest 4 fire they searche all thru the land

 

[snow2fall]

 

[lizard]

melt the chocolate, pour it over your genitals, and let it cool.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

melt the chocolate, make boob shaped molds, pour the chocolate. Let it cool. Enjoy your new wonderful teat treat.

 

[lizard]

yes. you probably don't get enough calcium anyways.

 

[spikes77]

I recommend the above, while watching the asian porn.

 

[NAD]

these things are SO GOOD. thank you!

umm for the record that night i ate a bunch of chocolate, then drank 3 beers, dicked around online, watched Bad Santa, then capped off the evening by enjoying some Asian porn "first hand."

 

[E-bortion]

did you make this thread with me in mind or what? i mean asian porn? <3