Windom Pearl
HUGGY!!!!
Going too deep might hurt her. Even I can do it in some positions, though I can´t boast with the size of my cock.
girls, would you mind if the cock is big or not?
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Dvoters
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One of my mates and his wife stayed at one of their parents' house a little while back. One morning, she came down stairs, after being fucked the night before, and she was making a cup of tea when 'SPLAT!!', all my mates cum came rushing out and splattered all over the kitchen floor!!! Her mum came in and she had to cover the shit up by standing on it 
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dimensionidol
free thinker
Originally posted by Dvoters
One of my mates and his wife stayed at one of their parents' house a little while back. One morning, she came down stairs, after being fucked the night before, and she was making a cup of tea when 'SPLAT!!', all my mates cum came rushing out and splattered all over the kitchen floor!!! Her mum came in and she had to cover the shit up by standing on it
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my god!
super gross...
Satori
Destructosaur
Think of this what you will, I'm not sure what I think of it really... but I heard on Playboy TV (which is a pretty reputable source I think) that the "correct way to measure a dong is from the underside and below the balls". No, I don't know what that means exactly.. but anyway, when they said that they showed a guy sitting/leaning back with this legs open and his dong standing straight up (I didn't actually see them take any measurment).
If that made sense to you then you'd probably figure that according to this "method" most guys out there have like 8 or 9 inchers or something, when actually the average is like 5.8. I don't think this method is what is most commonly used. I always figured the length is what you can stuff in there, so it makes sense to me to measure from the top side, positioning the dong so that it sticks straight out and then start the measuring a little behind the base (you'll notice that the flesh around your willy is kinda soft and gives way another half inch or so, which totally gets used during deep fucking).
Satori
If that made sense to you then you'd probably figure that according to this "method" most guys out there have like 8 or 9 inchers or something, when actually the average is like 5.8. I don't think this method is what is most commonly used. I always figured the length is what you can stuff in there, so it makes sense to me to measure from the top side, positioning the dong so that it sticks straight out and then start the measuring a little behind the base (you'll notice that the flesh around your willy is kinda soft and gives way another half inch or so, which totally gets used during deep fucking).
Satori
GreatPhoenix
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Originally posted by Dvoters
One of my mates and his wife stayed at one of their parents' house a little while back. One morning, she came down stairs, after being fucked the night before, and she was making a cup of tea when 'SPLAT!!', all my mates cum came rushing out and splattered all over the kitchen floor!!! Her mum came in and she had to cover the shit up by standing on it
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what a big pussy!!!
Lina
kickass elizabethan style
Adam Corolla (Loveline, The Man Show) says that the proper method is to measure from the balls to "just past" the tip.
And you forgot to share your findings with us.
Parasite
Captain Evil
I've always thought the most logical measurment would be all that can be.....how to word this....put in?
TyrantOfFlames
Of Chaos and Order
That's funny. This is one of the few instances when it is, in reality, desireable to be average.
J.
Old Fart
back in college I was good friends with a lot of girls in sororities, and of course, sex was always a topic. Let me tell you guys: Size does matter.
The guys that say dumb shit like "it's all in how you use it" either:
A. are virgins
B. have little wangers
C. are just dumb
The guys that say dumb shit like "it's all in how you use it" either:
A. are virgins
B. have little wangers
C. are just dumb
IanDork107
I wrote a book! Buy it!
I think a better way to phrase it is that most girls don't require 8 inch cocks, cause most guys don't have em. Size only matters if you're tiny. If you're six or better hard and know what you're doing, you can get most girls off.
-Desecrated-
Two-Spirited
Yes size does matter, for shallow, pathetic lowlives. Guys do me a favor.. if you ever get a woman that complains about your penis size, give her one swift punch in the back of the head and force her to suck it. Femi-nazis piss me off.
dimensionidol
free thinker
J.
Old Fart
Blackspirit
there are no words left
-Desecrated-
Two-Spirited
Actually I've never even had sex so that isn't an issue. The fact of the matter is.... those women don't deserve respect.
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