goddamn ii'm fuckin hammered

I got to take a shit. I had a bowl of beef and vegetable soup, along with a grilled ham n cheese. My bowels are about ready to blow boiling hot rectal rum on everyones face.
 
I'M GOD DAMN SHITFUCKING DRUNK ON A SUNDAY.

And I read a lot of books.

I have to go drink more and watch Boondock Saints.

My gaylove for people who have posted in this thread so far knows no bounds.

<3