goin to see korn tonight...

[dreaming neon darkspot]

bad will, no more puns for you!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

nah, to everyone that even remotely enjoys Korn.

but I don't.

Read my oroginal post.

 

[Will Bozarth]

if they cremate him, would he become Kettle Korn?

 

[Will Bozarth]

but I don't.

Read my oroginal post.

SINNER!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Chris... wow!

Well, I'm sure they would suck - because I hate them musically,
but it is a known fact, that sometimes bands that suck musically, put on a good live show...
Let us know how it went.

.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

SINNER!

hahah

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Linkin Park-Hybrid Theory is good.

And I'm still more kvlt than all of you except Max and Eric.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

*tries to think of a caramel korn joke but can't*

 

[Will Bozarth]

Linkin Park-Hybrid Theory is good.

And I'm still more kvlt than all of you except Max and Eric.

I enjoy Soil - Scars, Godsmack's first 2 CDs and their acoustic EP, and Maroon 5... all better than korn!

 

[Will Bozarth]

*tries to think but can't*

fixed

 

[Dead Winter]

I don't like Korn aside from the first two albums, but my balls are so full of these shitty local bands. "Doo-pa doo-pa doo-pa doo-pa doo-pa" polka tempo every single time with incoherent vocals, riffs written in 5 minutes, and shitty songwriting. These "vocalists" are just screaming and not growling...they don't know the difference. Corpsegrinder Fisher's voice may sound like gutteral growls and screams, but there is actually a very difficult technique behind it. The guitarists have nothing to say, and the bassist is just up there for aesthetic reasons.

Just to give you a clue about what type of metalheads are around here: they wouldn't find any humor in Metalocalypse or anything poking fun at metal or being the slightest bit sarcastic or tongue-in-cheek. Not because it's not translated or they don't understand English, but because they cannot comprehend someone having a bit of fun at the expense of heavy metal. It's like telling a priest a Jesus joke.

Metal is serious business around these here parts. Fuckin' douchebags.

 

[Will Bozarth]

lol

 

[-Syl-]

hehehe, lol. poor dead winter.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I don't like Korn aside from the first two albums, but my balls are so full of these shitty local bands. "Doo-pa doo-pa doo-pa doo-pa doo-pa" polka tempo every single time with incoherent vocals, riffs written in 5 minutes, and shitty songwriting. These "vocalists" are just screaming and not growling...they don't know the difference. Corpsegrinder Fisher's voice may sound like gutteral growls and screams, but there is actually a very difficult technique behind it. The guitarists have nothing to say, and the bassist is just up there for aesthetic reasons.

Just to give you a clue about what type of metalheads are around here: they wouldn't find any humor in Metalocalypse or anything poking fun at metal or being the slightest bit sarcastic or tongue-in-cheek. Not because it's not translated or they don't understand English, but because they cannot comprehend someone having a bit of fun at the expense of heavy metal. It's like telling a priest a Jesus joke.

Metal is serious business around these here parts. Fuckin' douchebags.

Yep, in Germany you can see this attitude also.
Not everyone, but many

 

[Dead_Lioness]

......and by the way Chris... Necrodeth are still playing live

 

[neal]

korn is godawful live (at least they were in '98 when their material was better, so i can only assume its exponentially worse now).

 

[Dead_Lioness]

korn is godawful live (at least they were in '98 when their material was better, so i can only assume its exponentially worse now).

^ I'll take your word for it.


Plus, now that I think about it... why would I want to be in that crowd

 

[Will Bozarth]

oh noes, neal posts negatively about it and you change your mind. anyone else says anything and it's shrugged off

 

[neal]

oh noes, neal posts negatively about it and you change your mind. anyone else says anything and it's shrugged off

that kind of confidence can only come from years of sound reasoning and solid advice.

 

[Lord Foul]

Someone piss in your ass this morning or is this the new and improved Will Bozarth?