gomf

[Captain Beard]

*jealous* still another 2.5 weeks for me

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Holy shit, the phrase "heat-seeking moisture missile" is from Leprechaun 3.

 

[Captain Beard]

I never saw 3. Which one is it?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Some whiney kid goes to Las Vegas and uses leprechaun magic to win a buttload of money.

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh shit. I did see it then. Years ago at the drive-in.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Yeah, when that casino owner douchebag is making out with that chick who turns out to be a robot he asks if she wants his heat-seeking moisture missile. I said "holy fuck!" and made my friend rewind it just to be sure. Fascinating!

 

[EricT]

Damn you, I wanna watch leprechaun... and not that shitty one that was on the sci-fi channel the other night... the REAL one.

 

[Captain Beard]

Me too.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

This wasn't real Leprechaun though. This was the third one and the sequel to the my pals version.

 

[Captain Beard]

hahah my pals version.... thats awesome.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Yeah, they started calling each other "ninja" instead of "nigga" too. For example: "Sup ninja?"

I almost shit myself from the awesomeness.

 

[Captain Beard]

I must see this! I must! I need a netflix subscription. Isn't Ice T in it?

 

[EricT]

Theres a my pals version? So much I don't know!

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes there is. there's also Leprechaun in Space.

 

[EricT]

Leprechaun in Space.

Saw it... titties in space!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Err, Ice-T and Coolio are in the first one, but I saw the sequel. Now I need to see the original!

 

[Captain Beard]

the first one was funny as hell

"Fuck you, Lucky Charms!"

I nearly pissed my pants. No really, my bladder started to relase from pressure and i had to sprint to the potter from laughter.

 

[EricT]

Ahh, the black versions are 5 and 6. No wonder I never saw them...

4 is in space.

3 is vegas

2 is the bride one

1 is the one with jennifer aniston, but not the same as what was on scifi the other night... which was not leprechaun, dammit.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

the first one was funny as hell

"Fuck you, Lucky Charms!"

I nearly pissed my pants. No really, my bladder started to relase from pressure and i had to sprint to the potter from laughter.

The second one had "What you want, you Lucky Charms looking muthafucker?"

 

[Captain Beard]

I laughed rather hard too when the leprechaun was looking for something in the cupboards, saw a box of lucky charms, ate some, spat them out and went "NGAH!"