good pranks

[lizard]

I just ordered a free sample of Astroglide sexual lubricant for one of my coworkers in retaliation for him signing me up for a Jewish singles organization, and listing my interests as including "golden showers"
http://www.astroglide.com

 

[lizard]

okay now I've signed him up for the yahoo group "mothers against circumcision"

 

[xfer]

haha totally wait til his wife is trying to get pregnant and then sleep with her and he might end up raising YOUR son!

 

[lizard]

aargh that would suck, seeing as how he is a complete fred flintstone and would quash my seed's brainiac tendencies

actually he isn't married and will probably never will be because he firmly believes that all women are whores at heart, and he is so distrustful of them that he runs every one of them away with his abuse. he is destined to grow old with only "mr. fisty" for companionship.

 

[minxnim]

haha totally wait til his wife is trying to get pregnant and then sleep with her and he might end up raising YOUR son!

this is so funny my face hurts from laughing so hard