Lies and Perfidy
Gentleman of the Road
Iris said:
Me first!
Wait...this isn't like "bend over and take a strap-on" rape, is it? If so, Penguin volunteers. Otherwise, you can rape me any time...
guess what!
- Thread starter Will Bozarth
- Start date
Me first!
Wait...this isn't like "bend over and take a strap-on" rape, is it? If so, Penguin volunteers. Otherwise, you can rape me any time...
Lies and Perfidy
Gentleman of the Road
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
I only cut up my first post because it would have been way too fucking long and incoherent for anyone who wasn't there to read.
Karmic
speedy meatmonger
Lies and Perfidy
Gentleman of the Road
Nvrmr: im not a big fan of it, but its already
Nvrmr: already? etc?
Nvrmr: etc?!?!?!
Nvrmr: wtf*
Nvrmr: hahaahah
Nvrmr: wow
Nvrmr: im on a roll
Pyrus: wait
Pyrus: what the fuck are you saying, dude?
Pyrus: it's already what?
Nvrmr: hahahaha
Pyrus: etc?
Pyrus: I'm so confused
Nvrmr: hahaha nevermind everything i said
Nvrmr: i cant type worth a shit
Pyrus: will do
Nvrmr: hahahaah
Pyrus: oh wait
Nvrmr: im not a big fan of it, but its alright
Pyrus: I thnk I get it
Pyrus: yeah
Pyrus: and then you said etc instead of wtf
Nvrmr: haha
Nvrmr: wow
Nvrmr: yeah
Pyrus: that was insane
Nvrmr: already? etc?
Nvrmr: etc?!?!?!
Nvrmr: wtf*
Nvrmr: hahaahah
Nvrmr: wow
Nvrmr: im on a roll
Pyrus: wait
Pyrus: what the fuck are you saying, dude?
Pyrus: it's already what?
Nvrmr: hahahaha
Pyrus: etc?
Pyrus: I'm so confused
Nvrmr: hahaha nevermind everything i said
Nvrmr: i cant type worth a shit
Pyrus: will do
Nvrmr: hahahaah
Pyrus: oh wait
Nvrmr: im not a big fan of it, but its alright
Pyrus: I thnk I get it
Pyrus: yeah
Pyrus: and then you said etc instead of wtf
Nvrmr: haha
Nvrmr: wow
Nvrmr: yeah
Pyrus: that was insane
<r-penguin> Damn you straight to heaven.
<r-penguin> HEAVEN, I SAY!
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> PUNISHMENT
<Phasom> DIVINE!!!
<r-penguin> !!!!!!
<NL_Capone> No, I already unseated that throne, Charles Schuldiner rules that kingdom now.
<r-penguin> He rules Heaven?
<Nvrmr> \m/
<r-penguin> Hm, heaven ....cool.....NO, NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<NL_Capone> He renamed it to Crystal Mountain
<r-penguin> !!!!!
<r-penguin> AWESOME.
<Phasom> what?
<Phasom> haha
<NL_Capone> You didn't know the song was a prophecy?
<NL_Capone> (It wasn't)
<r-penguin> MANKIND EMBRACES MADNESS!!!!
<NL_Capone> See, the way I see it, if there's a diety, it ain't the Christgod, and it's likely SEVERAL gods.
<^Iris^> chuck killed god and sat in his place
<r-penguin> Like, ODIN!!!!!!!
<r-penguin> RRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<NL_Capone> So, I say, what if every go ever thought up is real, and they all fight on the Theistic Plane?
<Nvrmr> hahaha
<NL_Capone> every god^
<r-penguin> That would OWN.
<NL_Capone> I'm writing a book about that.
<r-penguin> Like, Pay-Per-God.
<NL_Capone> Called "pantheon"
<r-penguin> Or something.
<Nvrmr> LOL
<Phasom> hahaha
<Phasom> pay-per-god
<Nvrmr> Pay-Per-God is going to church lol
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Phasom> dude
<NL_Capone> Fuck, I'd watch that.
<r-penguin> And the more you pay, the more God's you see fight!
<Phasom> that would be a perfect name for a band
<Phasom> !!!!!
<Phasom> except if you are metal
<Phasom> you have to change it to pay-per-demon
<Phasom> of course
<Nvrmr> ladies and gentlemen, tonight, we have THOR vs JESUS
<Nvrmr> lol
<r-penguin> \m/!!!!!!!!
<r-penguin> hahahaha
<NL_Capone> Thor would fuck everyone up with Mjolnir.
<NL_Capone> It'd be him and Odin in the end.
<r-penguin> Jesus: I'll cure your leprocy!!!!!! Thor: EAT HAMMER YOU FAGGOT!!!!!!!
<Nvrmr> OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!!! JESUS GOT HIM WITH THE CRUCIFICATION DROP!!!!!
<Phasom> I thought jesus was a human?
<NL_Capone> Put Loki in a Bikini...
<Nvrmr> JESUS REALLY NAILED HIM WITH THAT ONE!!!!
<r-penguin> hahaha
<Nvrmr> OH NO! THE TIDES ARE TURNING! MOSES IS HERE!
<NL_Capone> I'd have those two annoucers from the WWE run commentary for that one.
<r-penguin> Will would be the 'clever' announcer.
<Nvrmr> hahah
<Phasom> THE TIDE IS TURNIN!!!!
<NL_Capone> I don't like wrestling, but they're cool.
<r-penguin> JERRY LAWLER!!!!!!!
<r-penguin> JERRY LAWLER!!!!!!!
<r-penguin> JERRY LAWLER!!!!!!!
<Phasom> THE TIDE IS TURNIN!!!!!!!
<Phasom> THE TIDE IS TURNIN!!!!!!!
<Nvrmr> JESUS BETTER COUNT HIS BLESSINGS!
<NL_Capone> Tag team!
<r-penguin> AHAH
<NL_Capone> Moses and Jesus vs. Thor and Marduk, the god of war!
<Nvrmr> haha
<r-penguin> This would make an AWESOME video game.
<Nvrmr> yeah it would hahahah
<Nvrmr> id buy that fucker hahaah
<Nvrmr> Moses's finishing move is splitting the people in half
<NL_Capone> We'd have two towering gods against an old man with a stick and... a young man... with... a stick.
<Nvrmr> lol
<r-penguin> haha
<r-penguin> AND CONAN!!!!!!!
<Nvrmr> obrien?
<r-penguin> JUST BECAUSE......HE'S FUCKING CONAN
<Nvrmr> lol
<r-penguin> NO
<Phasom> THE TIDE IS TURNIN!!!!!!!
<Nvrmr> hahahaah
<r-penguin> AHNOLD
<Phasom> THE TIDE IS TURNIN!!!!!!!
<NL_Capone> The barbarian!
<Phasom> THE TIDE IS TURNIN!!!!!!!
<r-penguin> The Destroyer!
<Nvrmr> lol
<Phasom> ROGER WATERS!!!!!
<^Iris^> phas...what is it that you wanna say?
<Phasom> ROGER WATERS!!!!!
<r-penguin> The Adventurer!
<NL_Capone> Get Charles Atlas out there.
<Nvrmr> Tony Atlas vs Atlas
<Phasom> I just wanted to point out that song
<NL_Capone> FUck it, Royal Rumble.
<r-penguin> Tony Danza!
<Nvrmr> Jesus the mexican vs Jesus the... propeht?
<r-penguin> hahaha
<NL_Capone> Get off my ass, you wee bitty fuck, if I pull put my Claymore, you're shit outta luck
<r-penguin> lol
<NL_Capone> Who is that girl, that pretty young thing? After I fuck 'er, she'll get up and sing
<r-penguin> ahahahah
<NL_Capone> Aye, aye, aye, Sharpen yer bot, and bludgen me eye
<NL_Capone> Aye, aye, aye, the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
<NL_Capone> boot, sharpen your boot
<Phasom> Buldge in me pants!!!
* r-penguin is gone fer awhile
<NL_Capone> That was an excpert from "Ween - The Blarney Stone"
<NL_Capone> Ecerpt
<NL_Capone> AAA
<NL_Capone> excerpt
<r-penguin> HEAVEN, I SAY!
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> PUNISHMENT
<Phasom> DIVINE!!!
<r-penguin> !!!!!!
<NL_Capone> No, I already unseated that throne, Charles Schuldiner rules that kingdom now.
<r-penguin> He rules Heaven?
<Nvrmr> \m/
<r-penguin> Hm, heaven ....cool.....NO, NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<NL_Capone> He renamed it to Crystal Mountain
<r-penguin> !!!!!
<r-penguin> AWESOME.
<Phasom> what?
<Phasom> haha
<NL_Capone> You didn't know the song was a prophecy?
<NL_Capone> (It wasn't)
<r-penguin> MANKIND EMBRACES MADNESS!!!!
<NL_Capone> See, the way I see it, if there's a diety, it ain't the Christgod, and it's likely SEVERAL gods.
<^Iris^> chuck killed god and sat in his place
<r-penguin> Like, ODIN!!!!!!!
<r-penguin> RRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<NL_Capone> So, I say, what if every go ever thought up is real, and they all fight on the Theistic Plane?
<Nvrmr> hahaha
<NL_Capone> every god^
<r-penguin> That would OWN.
<NL_Capone> I'm writing a book about that.
<r-penguin> Like, Pay-Per-God.
<NL_Capone> Called "pantheon"
<r-penguin> Or something.
<Nvrmr> LOL
<Phasom> hahaha
<Phasom> pay-per-god
<Nvrmr> Pay-Per-God is going to church lol
<Phasom> hahahahaha
<Phasom> dude
<NL_Capone> Fuck, I'd watch that.
<r-penguin> And the more you pay, the more God's you see fight!
<Phasom> that would be a perfect name for a band
<Phasom> !!!!!
<Phasom> except if you are metal
<Phasom> you have to change it to pay-per-demon
<Phasom> of course
<Nvrmr> ladies and gentlemen, tonight, we have THOR vs JESUS
<Nvrmr> lol
<r-penguin> \m/!!!!!!!!
<r-penguin> hahahaha
<NL_Capone> Thor would fuck everyone up with Mjolnir.
<NL_Capone> It'd be him and Odin in the end.
<r-penguin> Jesus: I'll cure your leprocy!!!!!! Thor: EAT HAMMER YOU FAGGOT!!!!!!!
<Nvrmr> OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!!! JESUS GOT HIM WITH THE CRUCIFICATION DROP!!!!!
<Phasom> I thought jesus was a human?
<NL_Capone> Put Loki in a Bikini...
<Nvrmr> JESUS REALLY NAILED HIM WITH THAT ONE!!!!
<r-penguin> hahaha
<Nvrmr> OH NO! THE TIDES ARE TURNING! MOSES IS HERE!
<NL_Capone> I'd have those two annoucers from the WWE run commentary for that one.
<r-penguin> Will would be the 'clever' announcer.
<Nvrmr> hahah
<Phasom> THE TIDE IS TURNIN!!!!
<NL_Capone> I don't like wrestling, but they're cool.
<r-penguin> JERRY LAWLER!!!!!!!
<r-penguin> JERRY LAWLER!!!!!!!
<r-penguin> JERRY LAWLER!!!!!!!
<Phasom> THE TIDE IS TURNIN!!!!!!!
<Phasom> THE TIDE IS TURNIN!!!!!!!
<Nvrmr> JESUS BETTER COUNT HIS BLESSINGS!
<NL_Capone> Tag team!
<r-penguin> AHAH
<NL_Capone> Moses and Jesus vs. Thor and Marduk, the god of war!
<Nvrmr> haha
<r-penguin> This would make an AWESOME video game.
<Nvrmr> yeah it would hahahah
<Nvrmr> id buy that fucker hahaah
<Nvrmr> Moses's finishing move is splitting the people in half
<NL_Capone> We'd have two towering gods against an old man with a stick and... a young man... with... a stick.
<Nvrmr> lol
<r-penguin> haha
<r-penguin> AND CONAN!!!!!!!
<Nvrmr> obrien?
<r-penguin> JUST BECAUSE......HE'S FUCKING CONAN
<Nvrmr> lol
<r-penguin> NO
<Phasom> THE TIDE IS TURNIN!!!!!!!
<Nvrmr> hahahaah
<r-penguin> AHNOLD
<Phasom> THE TIDE IS TURNIN!!!!!!!
<NL_Capone> The barbarian!
<Phasom> THE TIDE IS TURNIN!!!!!!!
<r-penguin> The Destroyer!
<Nvrmr> lol
<Phasom> ROGER WATERS!!!!!
<^Iris^> phas...what is it that you wanna say?
<Phasom> ROGER WATERS!!!!!
<r-penguin> The Adventurer!
<NL_Capone> Get Charles Atlas out there.
<Nvrmr> Tony Atlas vs Atlas
<Phasom> I just wanted to point out that song
<NL_Capone> FUck it, Royal Rumble.
<r-penguin> Tony Danza!
<Nvrmr> Jesus the mexican vs Jesus the... propeht?
<r-penguin> hahaha
<NL_Capone> Get off my ass, you wee bitty fuck, if I pull put my Claymore, you're shit outta luck
<r-penguin> lol
<NL_Capone> Who is that girl, that pretty young thing? After I fuck 'er, she'll get up and sing
<r-penguin> ahahahah
<NL_Capone> Aye, aye, aye, Sharpen yer bot, and bludgen me eye
<NL_Capone> Aye, aye, aye, the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
<NL_Capone> boot, sharpen your boot
<Phasom> Buldge in me pants!!!
* r-penguin is gone fer awhile
<NL_Capone> That was an excpert from "Ween - The Blarney Stone"
<NL_Capone> Ecerpt
<NL_Capone> AAA
<NL_Capone> excerpt
[6:31pm] * r-dolphin claps
[6:31pm] <Phasom> hahahaha
[6:31pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> spalc is claps backwards
[6:31pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> saplculator
[6:31pm] <Phasom> what?
[6:31pm] <Phasom> the?
[6:31pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> rot al u claps
[6:31pm] <Phasom> hell?
[6:31pm] <Phasom> are?
[6:31pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> spalculator
[6:31pm] <Phasom> you?
[6:31pm] <Phasom> talking?
[6:31pm] <Phasom> about?
[6:31pm] * You were kicked by r-dolphin (CURSE YOU ALL CLAPS!!!)
[6:31pm] * Attempting to rejoin channel #nevermore
[6:31pm] * Rejoined channel #nevermore
[6:31pm] * Topic is '<Phasom> I thought you said your mom was doing texas!!!'
[6:31pm] * Set by r-dolphin on Wed Aug 13 19:31:43
[6:31pm] * r-dolphin sets mode: +o Nvrmrmrmr
[6:31pm] <Phasom> hahahahaha
[6:31pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> rot al u claps
[6:32pm] <r-dolphin> OHHHHHH
[6:32pm] <Pyrus> dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
[6:32pm] <r-dolphin> i get ot
[6:32pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> hahahaahaha
[6:32pm] <r-dolphin> it*
[6:32pm] * r-dolphin was kicked by r-dolphin (IDIOT)
[6:32pm] * r-dolphin (~failure_o@CPE00062573a008-CM00803785c0c9.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #nevermore
[6:32pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> ahahahaahahahahahahahah
[6:32pm] <Phasom> hhahahaha
[6:32pm] <Pyrus> what's a spalculator?
[6:32pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> LOL
[6:32pm] * Phasom sets mode: +o r-dolphin
[6:32pm] <Phasom> what the hell are you talking about?
[6:32pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> spalc = claps backwards
[6:32pm] <Phasom> hahaha
[6:32pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> MOTHA FUCKAAAAAAA
[6:32pm] <Phasom> me no understand nvrmrmrmrmrmr
[6:32pm] * Pyrus was kicked by r-dolphin (try......thinking.......eh?)
[6:33pm] * Nvrmrmrmr shoots Phasom in the head with a cork gun
[6:33pm] <r-dolphin> SPORK GUN!!!!
[6:33pm] * Pyrus (~Pyrus@user-2ivfl16.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined #nevermore
[6:33pm] * r-dolphin gets his spork gun
[6:33pm] <Pyrus> I know what the fuck he meant
[6:33pm] * You were kicked by Phasom (I kicked you...in the balls)
[6:33pm] * Attempting to rejoin channel #nevermore
[6:33pm] * Rejoined channel #nevermore
[6:33pm] * Topic is '<Phasom> I thought you said your mom was doing texas!!!'
[6:33pm] * Set by r-dolphin on Wed Aug 13 19:31:43
[6:33pm] * r-dolphin goes on a rampage
[6:33pm] <Phasom>
[6:33pm] * r-dolphin sets mode: +oo Nvrmrmrmr Pyrus
[6:33pm] <Pyrus> that spalc is clpas backwards
[6:33pm] * Phasom sets mode: +o Nvrmrmrmr
[6:33pm] <Pyrus> but what was the fucking point of saying that?
[6:33pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> LOL
[6:33pm] <Phasom> there wasn't a point
[6:33pm] <Pyrus> unless spaclculator means something?
[6:33pm] <r-dolphin> BECAUSE I SPALCED
[6:33pm] <Phasom> it doesn't
[6:33pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> lol
[6:33pm] <Phasom> hahahaha
[6:33pm] <r-dolphin> YOU ALCPS!!!!!!
[6:34pm] <r-dolphin> FUCK
[6:34pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> hahaahah
[6:34pm] <r-dolphin> YOU ARE SO DUMB
[6:34pm] <Pyrus> dude
[6:34pm] <Pyrus> what?
[6:34pm] <Phasom> YOU PEOPLE
[6:34pm] <Phasom> MAKE NO
[6:34pm] <r-dolphin> get with the lapsc
[6:34pm] <Phasom> SENSE
[6:34pm] <Phasom> AT ALL
[6:34pm] <Pyrus> I really wasn't paying attention
[6:34pm] <Phasom> !!!!
[6:34pm] <r-dolphin> dummy
[6:34pm] <Pyrus> what the fuck are you ranting about?
[6:34pm] <Phasom> what?
[6:34pm] <r-dolphin> ALCPS!!!!!!!!!
[6:34pm] <r-dolphin> DAMMIT
[6:34pm] <r-dolphin> THATS WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
[6:34pm] <Pyrus> okay
[6:34pm] <Pyrus> you need to chill dude
[6:35pm] <Phasom> WHAT?
[6:35pm] <Pyrus> just take a fuckin toke or something
[6:35pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> we are speaking of the giant frostbitten toes of sea apes!!!
[6:35pm] <Pyrus> or just sleep
[6:35pm] <Pyrus> calm down
[6:35pm] -r-dolphin- is pyrus fucken stupid?
[6:35pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> LOL
[6:35pm] <Pyrus> Will, you're not helping
[6:35pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> hahahh
[6:35pm] -r-dolphin- well?
[6:35pm] -> -r-dolphin- dunno, but should i edit these notices from what im posting? hahahah
[6:35pm] <r-dolphin> hahaahhah!!!!!
[6:36pm] <Phasom> what is everyone talking about?
[6:36pm] <Phasom> I'm so confused
[6:36pm] * r-dolphin is now known as GFTOS-ape
[6:36pm] * Phasom throws self in a river
[6:36pm] <GFTOS-ape> muahahah
[6:36pm] <GFTOS-ape> giant frostbitten toes of sea apes!!!
[6:36pm] <GFTOS-ape> giant frostbitten toes of sea ape!!!
[6:36pm] <GFTOS-ape> *
[6:36pm] <GFTOS-ape> !
[6:31pm] <Phasom> hahahaha
[6:31pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> spalc is claps backwards
[6:31pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> saplculator
[6:31pm] <Phasom> what?
[6:31pm] <Phasom> the?
[6:31pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> rot al u claps
[6:31pm] <Phasom> hell?
[6:31pm] <Phasom> are?
[6:31pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> spalculator
[6:31pm] <Phasom> you?
[6:31pm] <Phasom> talking?
[6:31pm] <Phasom> about?
[6:31pm] * You were kicked by r-dolphin (CURSE YOU ALL CLAPS!!!)
[6:31pm] * Attempting to rejoin channel #nevermore
[6:31pm] * Rejoined channel #nevermore
[6:31pm] * Topic is '<Phasom> I thought you said your mom was doing texas!!!'
[6:31pm] * Set by r-dolphin on Wed Aug 13 19:31:43
[6:31pm] * r-dolphin sets mode: +o Nvrmrmrmr
[6:31pm] <Phasom> hahahahaha
[6:31pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> rot al u claps
[6:32pm] <r-dolphin> OHHHHHH
[6:32pm] <Pyrus> dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
[6:32pm] <r-dolphin> i get ot
[6:32pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> hahahaahaha
[6:32pm] <r-dolphin> it*
[6:32pm] * r-dolphin was kicked by r-dolphin (IDIOT)
[6:32pm] * r-dolphin (~failure_o@CPE00062573a008-CM00803785c0c9.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #nevermore
[6:32pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> ahahahaahahahahahahahah
[6:32pm] <Phasom> hhahahaha
[6:32pm] <Pyrus> what's a spalculator?
[6:32pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> LOL
[6:32pm] * Phasom sets mode: +o r-dolphin
[6:32pm] <Phasom> what the hell are you talking about?
[6:32pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> spalc = claps backwards
[6:32pm] <Phasom> hahaha
[6:32pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> MOTHA FUCKAAAAAAA
[6:32pm] <Phasom> me no understand nvrmrmrmrmrmr
[6:32pm] * Pyrus was kicked by r-dolphin (try......thinking.......eh?)
[6:33pm] * Nvrmrmrmr shoots Phasom in the head with a cork gun
[6:33pm] <r-dolphin> SPORK GUN!!!!
[6:33pm] * Pyrus (~Pyrus@user-2ivfl16.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined #nevermore
[6:33pm] * r-dolphin gets his spork gun
[6:33pm] <Pyrus> I know what the fuck he meant
[6:33pm] * You were kicked by Phasom (I kicked you...in the balls)
[6:33pm] * Attempting to rejoin channel #nevermore
[6:33pm] * Rejoined channel #nevermore
[6:33pm] * Topic is '<Phasom> I thought you said your mom was doing texas!!!'
[6:33pm] * Set by r-dolphin on Wed Aug 13 19:31:43
[6:33pm] * r-dolphin goes on a rampage
[6:33pm] <Phasom>
[6:33pm] * r-dolphin sets mode: +oo Nvrmrmrmr Pyrus
[6:33pm] <Pyrus> that spalc is clpas backwards
[6:33pm] * Phasom sets mode: +o Nvrmrmrmr
[6:33pm] <Pyrus> but what was the fucking point of saying that?
[6:33pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> LOL
[6:33pm] <Phasom> there wasn't a point
[6:33pm] <Pyrus> unless spaclculator means something?
[6:33pm] <r-dolphin> BECAUSE I SPALCED
[6:33pm] <Phasom> it doesn't
[6:33pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> lol
[6:33pm] <Phasom> hahahaha
[6:33pm] <r-dolphin> YOU ALCPS!!!!!!
[6:34pm] <r-dolphin> FUCK
[6:34pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> hahaahah
[6:34pm] <r-dolphin> YOU ARE SO DUMB
[6:34pm] <Pyrus> dude
[6:34pm] <Pyrus> what?
[6:34pm] <Phasom> YOU PEOPLE
[6:34pm] <Phasom> MAKE NO
[6:34pm] <r-dolphin> get with the lapsc
[6:34pm] <Phasom> SENSE
[6:34pm] <Phasom> AT ALL
[6:34pm] <Pyrus> I really wasn't paying attention
[6:34pm] <Phasom> !!!!
[6:34pm] <r-dolphin> dummy
[6:34pm] <Pyrus> what the fuck are you ranting about?
[6:34pm] <Phasom> what?
[6:34pm] <r-dolphin> ALCPS!!!!!!!!!
[6:34pm] <r-dolphin> DAMMIT
[6:34pm] <r-dolphin> THATS WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
[6:34pm] <Pyrus> okay
[6:34pm] <Pyrus> you need to chill dude
[6:35pm] <Phasom> WHAT?
[6:35pm] <Pyrus> just take a fuckin toke or something
[6:35pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> we are speaking of the giant frostbitten toes of sea apes!!!
[6:35pm] <Pyrus> or just sleep
[6:35pm] <Pyrus> calm down
[6:35pm] -r-dolphin- is pyrus fucken stupid?
[6:35pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> LOL
[6:35pm] <Pyrus> Will, you're not helping
[6:35pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> hahahh
[6:35pm] -r-dolphin- well?
[6:35pm] -> -r-dolphin- dunno, but should i edit these notices from what im posting? hahahah
[6:35pm] <r-dolphin> hahaahhah!!!!!
[6:36pm] <Phasom> what is everyone talking about?
[6:36pm] <Phasom> I'm so confused
[6:36pm] * r-dolphin is now known as GFTOS-ape
[6:36pm] * Phasom throws self in a river
[6:36pm] <GFTOS-ape> muahahah
[6:36pm] <GFTOS-ape> giant frostbitten toes of sea apes!!!
[6:36pm] <GFTOS-ape> giant frostbitten toes of sea ape!!!
[6:36pm] <GFTOS-ape> *
[6:36pm] <GFTOS-ape> !
[6:53pm] * Frinya (NeonBlack@user-v8ldv5h.dsl.mindspring.com) has joined #nevermore
[6:53pm] * r-penguin changes topic to '<Phasom> I thought you said your mom was doing texas!!!!<-----Pyrus's mom that is, if it's true, she's quite the slut'
[6:53pm] <r-penguin> YIKES
[6:53pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> LOL
[6:53pm] * r-penguin runs
[6:53pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> smoooooooth
[6:53pm] <Frinya> hiya
[6:53pm] * Phasom changes topic to '<Phasom> I thought you said your mom was doing texas!!!!<---------Pyrus's mom that is!!'
[6:53pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> hahaha
[6:53pm] <r-penguin> JESUS
[6:53pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> perfect timing, penguin lmao
[6:53pm] <r-penguin> hahahah
[6:53pm] <r-penguin> HELLO FRINYA
[6:54pm] <Phasom> hello
[6:54pm] <Phasom>
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> HOW ARE YOU
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> hows your mom doing?
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> hows texas, er... taxes?
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ....
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> FUCK
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> GO AWAY
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> TOPIC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ....
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> TOPIC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> TOPIC
[6:54pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> hahahaha
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> TOPIC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> TOPIC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> TOPIC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> TOPIC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> TOPIC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> anyway
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> how are you Frinya?
[6:55pm] <r-penguin> ....
[6:55pm] <r-penguin> that's fucking smart
[6:55pm] <r-penguin> repeat TOPIC 20 times
[6:55pm] * r-penguin shakes head in disgust
[6:55pm] * r-penguin was kicked by r-penguin (RETARD)
[6:53pm] * r-penguin changes topic to '<Phasom> I thought you said your mom was doing texas!!!!<-----Pyrus's mom that is, if it's true, she's quite the slut'
[6:53pm] <r-penguin> YIKES
[6:53pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> LOL
[6:53pm] * r-penguin runs
[6:53pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> smoooooooth
[6:53pm] <Frinya> hiya
[6:53pm] * Phasom changes topic to '<Phasom> I thought you said your mom was doing texas!!!!<---------Pyrus's mom that is!!'
[6:53pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> hahaha
[6:53pm] <r-penguin> JESUS
[6:53pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> perfect timing, penguin lmao
[6:53pm] <r-penguin> hahahah
[6:53pm] <r-penguin> HELLO FRINYA
[6:54pm] <Phasom> hello
[6:54pm] <Phasom>
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> HOW ARE YOU
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> hows your mom doing?
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> hows texas, er... taxes?
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ETC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ....
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> FUCK
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> GO AWAY
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> TOPIC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> ....
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> TOPIC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> TOPIC
[6:54pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> hahahaha
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> TOPIC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> TOPIC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> TOPIC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> TOPIC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> TOPIC
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> anyway
[6:54pm] <r-penguin> how are you Frinya?
[6:55pm] <r-penguin> ....
[6:55pm] <r-penguin> that's fucking smart
[6:55pm] <r-penguin> repeat TOPIC 20 times
[6:55pm] * r-penguin shakes head in disgust
[6:55pm] * r-penguin was kicked by r-penguin (RETARD)
[6:56pm] <^Iris^> phas..CUT THAT OUT!!!
[6:56pm] <^Iris^> that is driving me BUTS, tyou hear me?
[6:56pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> LOL
[6:56pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> LoM! STOP DRIVING HER BUTTS!
[6:57pm] <^Iris^> nuts...duh!!
[6:56pm] <^Iris^> that is driving me BUTS, tyou hear me?
[6:56pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> LOL
[6:56pm] <Nvrmrmrmr> LoM! STOP DRIVING HER BUTTS!
[6:57pm] <^Iris^> nuts...duh!!
Kvlt Wench
sews no mercy
Nvrmrmrmr: I bootleg Morgion, Mourning Beloveth, The Prophecy, and Orodruin in 21hrs 48mins 49secs
r-penguin: NOPE!
r-penguin: hahahahah
Phasom: hahahaha
*** Nvrmrmrmr has been kicked off channel #nevermore by r-penguin (BOOTLEG THIS)
r-penguin: NOPE!
r-penguin: hahahahah
Phasom: hahahaha
*** Nvrmrmrmr has been kicked off channel #nevermore by r-penguin (BOOTLEG THIS)
Kvlt Wench
sews no mercy
*** Frinya has set the topic on channel #nevermore to GODLIKE GIRAFFES GROPING GOLDEN GOLF GRASS
Frinya: "D
Frinya:
Frinya: damnit
Phasom: that actually has a ring to it
Phasom: hahaha
Frinya: I like it
r-penguin: MY ASS FUCKING HURTS
r-penguin: FUCK
r-penguin: wait
r-penguin: thats my spine
*** Phasom has set the topic on channel #nevermore to GREEDY GODLIKE GIRAFFES GROPING GOLDEN GOLF GRASS
r-penguin: THATS my ass
*** Frinya has set the topic on channel #nevermore to GREEDY GODLIKE GIRAFFES GROPING GOLDEN GOLF GRASS IN A GORGEOUS GRAPE-GROWING GREENHOUSE
*** r-penguin has set the topic on channel #nevermore to GAY GREEDY GODLIKE GIRAFFES GROPING GOLDEN GOLF GRASS IN A GORGEOUS GRAPE-GROWING GREENHOUSE
r-penguin:
*** r-penguin has set the topic on channel #nevermore to GAY GIGGLING GREEDY GODLIKE GIRAFFES GROPING GOLDEN GOLF GRASS IN A GORGEOUS GRAPE-GROWING GREENHOUSE
*** Phasom has set the topic on channel #nevermore to GAY GREEDY GODLIKE GIRAFFES GROPING GOLDEN GOLF GRASS IN A GORGEOUS GENITALIA-GROWING GREENHOUSE
*** Frinya has set the topic on channel #nevermore to GAY GREEDY GODLIKE GIRAFFES GROTESQUELY GROPING GOLDEN GOLF GRASS IN A GORGEOUS GRAPE-GROWING GINORMOUS GREENHOUSE
r-penguin: jesus
Frinya: hahahha
*** r-penguin has set the topic on channel #nevermore to TITS
Frinya: "D
Frinya:
Frinya: damnit
Phasom: that actually has a ring to it
Phasom: hahaha
Frinya: I like it
r-penguin: MY ASS FUCKING HURTS
r-penguin: FUCK
r-penguin: wait
r-penguin: thats my spine
*** Phasom has set the topic on channel #nevermore to GREEDY GODLIKE GIRAFFES GROPING GOLDEN GOLF GRASS
r-penguin: THATS my ass
*** Frinya has set the topic on channel #nevermore to GREEDY GODLIKE GIRAFFES GROPING GOLDEN GOLF GRASS IN A GORGEOUS GRAPE-GROWING GREENHOUSE
*** r-penguin has set the topic on channel #nevermore to GAY GREEDY GODLIKE GIRAFFES GROPING GOLDEN GOLF GRASS IN A GORGEOUS GRAPE-GROWING GREENHOUSE
r-penguin:
*** r-penguin has set the topic on channel #nevermore to GAY GIGGLING GREEDY GODLIKE GIRAFFES GROPING GOLDEN GOLF GRASS IN A GORGEOUS GRAPE-GROWING GREENHOUSE
*** Phasom has set the topic on channel #nevermore to GAY GREEDY GODLIKE GIRAFFES GROPING GOLDEN GOLF GRASS IN A GORGEOUS GENITALIA-GROWING GREENHOUSE
*** Frinya has set the topic on channel #nevermore to GAY GREEDY GODLIKE GIRAFFES GROTESQUELY GROPING GOLDEN GOLF GRASS IN A GORGEOUS GRAPE-GROWING GINORMOUS GREENHOUSE
r-penguin: jesus
Frinya: hahahha
*** r-penguin has set the topic on channel #nevermore to TITS
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=105533
Penguin's tyrannical op whoring ends here.
Penguin's tyrannical op whoring ends here.
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
Starring
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Lord of Metal as Phasom
Stealer of Dreams as Frinya
Nicodemix as Vargindyr
Ligeia as Ligeia: Denizen of #sanity
Backstory: in a previous Viking Raid executed by Frinya and Crom, a victory was achieved over the village of #sanity and we were promised a tribute of Mead and Cookies upon our return...
Thus begins the Second Chapter:
THE RETURN TO #SANITY
*** Join to #sanity completed in 1 seconds.
<Phasom> and they better be chocolate chip
<Frinya> RARR
<Ligeia> hi Frinya
<Vargindyr> I DEMAND COOKIES FOR MY PATIENCE
<Ligeia> hi Vargindyr
<Vargindyr> haha
<Phasom> COOKIES
<Phasom> COOKIES
<Phasom> COOKIES
<Frinya> YOU SHALL GIVE US COOKIES OR WE SHALL BURN YOU ALL
<Phasom> ME WANT COOKIES!!!!
<Ligeia> hahahaha
<Vargindyr> and small tinder of mead if you have it please
<Frinya> DO NOT MAKE ME CALL UPON THE WRATH OF ODIN
<Phasom> see, you're laughing at our pain
<Phasom> WHAT KIND OF HUMAN BEING ARE YOU?
<Phasom> AAAAHHHH!!!!
<Frinya> NOBODY LAUGHS AT THE MIGHT OF VALHALLA'S WRATH
<Frinya> NOBODY
<Phasom> hahaha
<Frinya> RARRRRR
<Phasom> oops
<Phasom> sorry
<Frinya> DIE!!!!!!!
<Ligeia> what if i'm the cookie monster?
* Frinya KILLS PHASOM
<Phasom> NO, I DIDN'T MEAN TO LAUGH
* Phasom dies
<Frinya> THEN MAKE SOME GODDAMN COOKIES FOR US
* Phasom dies dramatically
<Phasom> OH, NO!!!
<Ligeia> no i make them for me
<Phasom> WAIT
* Frinya KILLS A BYSTANDER
<Ligeia> hahahahahha
* Frinya BURNS THE CHURCH
<Phasom> THERE'S ONE LAST THING I MUST TELL YOU
* Frinya WATCHES JESUS DIE
<Phasom> ......BEFORE.....I....DIE
<Phasom> .......
<Phasom> I.....
<Frinya> WHAT IS THAT?
<Vargindyr> well, what she meant to say is: please share your mead and cookies with us or we will start senselessly killing and pillaging randomly
<Frinya> RAR!
<Phasom> PUT........THE......COOKIES.....THAT..........
<Phasom> AH......'
<Phasom> THAT......
<Phasom> .........
<Phasom> LOKI....GAVE....TO ME........
<Phasom> ....IN.......THE.......................
<Phasom> ...........SE....C...R....E....T.........................
<Ligeia> what intensity!
<Ligeia> what emotion!
<Frinya> SILENCE
<Ligeia> bravo!
<Frinya> GIVE US COOKIES
<Phasom> .............HIDI.....N.....G.........S..POT......CA....LLLL........EEEEE....DDDD......
* Phasom dies
<Frinya> WE WERE PROMISED CHOCOLATE COOKIES IN THIS LAND BEFORE
* Ligeia is totally impressed
<Frinya> OH, REAL CONVINIENT PHASOM
* Phasom takes a bow
<Vargindyr> please put them in this pink envelope in my box here
<Phasom> THANK YOU
<Phasom> THANK YOU
<Frinya> COOOOOOKIES
<Ligeia> the land of milk and cookies
<Frinya> NOW
<Vargindyr> it was promise made by the one you call "D'oh"
<Frinya> I EXPECT IT TO BE KEPT
<Phasom> Homer Simpson?
<Frinya> D'OH
<Frinya> CROM AND I CAME HERE
<Frinya> AND WE WERE PROMISED COOKIES BY "D'OH"
<Phasom> Homer Simpson?
<Frinya> D'OH
<Phasom> Homer Simpson?
<Frinya> HE PROMISED US COOKIES
<Phasom> Homer Simpson?
<Vargindyr> and we are collecting our promised protection pillagings
<Frinya> SHUT UP PHASOM
<Frinya> YOU'RE DEAD
<Phasom> oh yeah
<Phasom> I convienently forgot about that
<Frinya> NOW HAND OVER THE COOKIES
<Frinya> AND MILK
<Phasom> well, actually, here is what happened
<Frinya> AND THEY BETTER BE CHOCOLATE CHIP
<Vargindyr> NO DUMBASS! MEAD!!!!
<Phasom> I had a secret remedy in my basement
<Phasom> that can cure any death
<Phasom> but....
<Vargindyr> MEAD AND COOOKIES
<Frinya> OKAY
<Frinya> THAT WORKS TOO
<Phasom> first the corpse must be savagely raped up the ass
<Frinya> NOW HAND IT OVER
<Phasom> so....
<Frinya> SILENCE PHASOM
<Frinya> NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THIS
<Vargindyr> for thou art a viking after all
<Phasom> I set it up so that my catholic priest, FATHER BOB
<Vargindyr> ARRGH!!!
<Vargindyr> NO COOKIES!!!
<Phasom> could rape me after I was dead
<Vargindyr> UP THINE!
<Frinya> WHAT????
<Phasom> that way he couldn't really get in trouble, because no one cared about me while I was alive
* Vargindyr hacks over tent containing innocents
<Phasom> so no one definitely cares about me when I'm dead
* Vargindyr tosses a torch inside
<Phasom> so he raped my corpse...right
* Frinya RUNS A BYSTANDER THROUGH WITH A SPEAR
<Phasom> and then...I had Lars Ulrich insert the remedy into my pee hole
<Phasom> I told him that if he did that, he would magically be able to play the drums
<Phasom> what a fool
<Phasom> muahahahahaha
* Vargindyr decapitates villager and watches him run around like a chicken with its... well... head cut off
<Phasom> so anyway
<Phasom> ....that's why I am alive
* Frinya BURNS DOWN A HOME
<Phasom> now
<Frinya> I WILL BURN DOWN EVERY HOME IF I DO NOT RECEIVE COOKIES AND MEAD
<Vargindyr> WILL YOU GIVE US COOKIES? OR SHALL MORE PERISH?
<Phasom> how do you plan on burning down ever home?
<Ligeia> good night....i had a great time
<Vargindyr> arrgh
*** Signoff: Ligeia (Client Exiting)
<Frinya> BITCH
<Phasom> I mean, how do you plan on burning down a homeless persons home?
<Phasom> it's a street
<Frinya> I'LL BURN THE STREET
* Vargindyr begins setting small fires all around
<Phasom> see, now thta is just stupid
<Frinya> alright, let's go elsewhere
<Phasom> #cookies
<Phasom> ?
<Frinya> haha
<Frinya> okay
<Phasom> I'm sure they have cookies there
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Frinya> ?
<Phasom> it like totally exists
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> like.....totally
* Vargindyr runs into home, mercilessly kills the residents with his mighty silver nordic claymore, decapitating the father of the home before his screaming family
* Vargindyr loots home's cookie jar
<Vargindyr> I have thine cookies swine!
* Vargindyr packs cookies into a burlap bad
<Vargindyr> *BAG
*** Tipsy has changed the topic on channel #sanity to I am Daffy Duck of Borg. Resistance is dithpicable!
* Vargindyr hauls out home's barrel of mead
<Frinya> SOMEONE IS HERE
<Frinya> TISPY!!!!!!
<Vargindyr> Okay, I have what we wanted
<Frinya> GIVE US COOKIES AND MEAD
<Vargindyr> we shall feast on these mighty... WHAT? THESE ARE OATMEAL!
<Frinya> BLEGH
*** TZJungly (~nobody@pcp03924751pcs.arlngt01.va.comcast.net) has joined channel #sanity
*** Frinya has left #sanity
* Vargindyr beats bystander to death with bag of oatmeal cookies
<Vargindyr> TO THE LONGBOAT
<Phasom> THE LOOOOOONNNNGGGBOOOAATTTT
<Phasom> which is LONG
<Phasom> OH YEAH
<Phasom> IT'S REALLY REALLY LONG, LADIES
<Phasom> REALLY LONG
* Vargindyr, phasom and frinya sail off to valhalla
<Vargindyr> NEXT TIME
<Vargindyr> MAKE IT CHOCOLATE CHIP!
Thus ends the Second Chapter
Excellent my viking brothers and sisters.
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Lord of Metal as Phasom
Stealer of Dreams as Frinya
Nicodemix as Vargindyr
Ligeia as Ligeia: Denizen of #sanity
Backstory: in a previous Viking Raid executed by Frinya and Crom, a victory was achieved over the village of #sanity and we were promised a tribute of Mead and Cookies upon our return...
Thus begins the Second Chapter:
THE RETURN TO #SANITY
*** Join to #sanity completed in 1 seconds.
<Phasom> and they better be chocolate chip
<Frinya> RARR
<Ligeia> hi Frinya
<Vargindyr> I DEMAND COOKIES FOR MY PATIENCE
<Ligeia> hi Vargindyr
<Vargindyr> haha
<Phasom> COOKIES
<Phasom> COOKIES
<Phasom> COOKIES
<Frinya> YOU SHALL GIVE US COOKIES OR WE SHALL BURN YOU ALL
<Phasom> ME WANT COOKIES!!!!
<Ligeia> hahahaha
<Vargindyr> and small tinder of mead if you have it please
<Frinya> DO NOT MAKE ME CALL UPON THE WRATH OF ODIN
<Phasom> see, you're laughing at our pain
<Phasom> WHAT KIND OF HUMAN BEING ARE YOU?
<Phasom> AAAAHHHH!!!!
<Frinya> NOBODY LAUGHS AT THE MIGHT OF VALHALLA'S WRATH
<Frinya> NOBODY
<Phasom> hahaha
<Frinya> RARRRRR
<Phasom> oops
<Phasom> sorry
<Frinya> DIE!!!!!!!
<Ligeia> what if i'm the cookie monster?
* Frinya KILLS PHASOM
<Phasom> NO, I DIDN'T MEAN TO LAUGH
* Phasom dies
<Frinya> THEN MAKE SOME GODDAMN COOKIES FOR US
* Phasom dies dramatically
<Phasom> OH, NO!!!
<Ligeia> no i make them for me
<Phasom> WAIT
* Frinya KILLS A BYSTANDER
<Ligeia> hahahahahha
* Frinya BURNS THE CHURCH
<Phasom> THERE'S ONE LAST THING I MUST TELL YOU
* Frinya WATCHES JESUS DIE
<Phasom> ......BEFORE.....I....DIE
<Phasom> .......
<Phasom> I.....
<Frinya> WHAT IS THAT?
<Vargindyr> well, what she meant to say is: please share your mead and cookies with us or we will start senselessly killing and pillaging randomly
<Frinya> RAR!
<Phasom> PUT........THE......COOKIES.....THAT..........
<Phasom> AH......'
<Phasom> THAT......
<Phasom> .........
<Phasom> LOKI....GAVE....TO ME........
<Phasom> ....IN.......THE.......................
<Phasom> ...........SE....C...R....E....T.........................
<Ligeia> what intensity!
<Ligeia> what emotion!
<Frinya> SILENCE
<Ligeia> bravo!
<Frinya> GIVE US COOKIES
<Phasom> .............HIDI.....N.....G.........S..POT......CA....LLLL........EEEEE....DDDD......
* Phasom dies
<Frinya> WE WERE PROMISED CHOCOLATE COOKIES IN THIS LAND BEFORE
* Ligeia is totally impressed
<Frinya> OH, REAL CONVINIENT PHASOM
* Phasom takes a bow
<Vargindyr> please put them in this pink envelope in my box here
<Phasom> THANK YOU
<Phasom> THANK YOU
<Frinya> COOOOOOKIES
<Ligeia> the land of milk and cookies
<Frinya> NOW
<Vargindyr> it was promise made by the one you call "D'oh"
<Frinya> I EXPECT IT TO BE KEPT
<Phasom> Homer Simpson?
<Frinya> D'OH
<Frinya> CROM AND I CAME HERE
<Frinya> AND WE WERE PROMISED COOKIES BY "D'OH"
<Phasom> Homer Simpson?
<Frinya> D'OH
<Phasom> Homer Simpson?
<Frinya> HE PROMISED US COOKIES
<Phasom> Homer Simpson?
<Vargindyr> and we are collecting our promised protection pillagings
<Frinya> SHUT UP PHASOM
<Frinya> YOU'RE DEAD
<Phasom> oh yeah
<Phasom> I convienently forgot about that
<Frinya> NOW HAND OVER THE COOKIES
<Frinya> AND MILK
<Phasom> well, actually, here is what happened
<Frinya> AND THEY BETTER BE CHOCOLATE CHIP
<Vargindyr> NO DUMBASS! MEAD!!!!
<Phasom> I had a secret remedy in my basement
<Phasom> that can cure any death
<Phasom> but....
<Vargindyr> MEAD AND COOOKIES
<Frinya> OKAY
<Frinya> THAT WORKS TOO
<Phasom> first the corpse must be savagely raped up the ass
<Frinya> NOW HAND IT OVER
<Phasom> so....
<Frinya> SILENCE PHASOM
<Frinya> NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THIS
<Vargindyr> for thou art a viking after all
<Phasom> I set it up so that my catholic priest, FATHER BOB
<Vargindyr> ARRGH!!!
<Vargindyr> NO COOKIES!!!
<Phasom> could rape me after I was dead
<Vargindyr> UP THINE!
<Frinya> WHAT????
<Phasom> that way he couldn't really get in trouble, because no one cared about me while I was alive
* Vargindyr hacks over tent containing innocents
<Phasom> so no one definitely cares about me when I'm dead
* Vargindyr tosses a torch inside
<Phasom> so he raped my corpse...right
* Frinya RUNS A BYSTANDER THROUGH WITH A SPEAR
<Phasom> and then...I had Lars Ulrich insert the remedy into my pee hole
<Phasom> I told him that if he did that, he would magically be able to play the drums
<Phasom> what a fool
<Phasom> muahahahahaha
* Vargindyr decapitates villager and watches him run around like a chicken with its... well... head cut off
<Phasom> so anyway
<Phasom> ....that's why I am alive
* Frinya BURNS DOWN A HOME
<Phasom> now
<Frinya> I WILL BURN DOWN EVERY HOME IF I DO NOT RECEIVE COOKIES AND MEAD
<Vargindyr> WILL YOU GIVE US COOKIES? OR SHALL MORE PERISH?
<Phasom> how do you plan on burning down ever home?
<Ligeia> good night....i had a great time
<Vargindyr> arrgh
*** Signoff: Ligeia (Client Exiting)
<Frinya> BITCH
<Phasom> I mean, how do you plan on burning down a homeless persons home?
<Phasom> it's a street
<Frinya> I'LL BURN THE STREET
* Vargindyr begins setting small fires all around
<Phasom> see, now thta is just stupid
<Frinya> alright, let's go elsewhere
<Phasom> #cookies
<Phasom> ?
<Frinya> haha
<Frinya> okay
<Phasom> I'm sure they have cookies there
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Frinya> ?
<Phasom> it like totally exists
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> OH MY GOD
<Phasom> like.....totally
* Vargindyr runs into home, mercilessly kills the residents with his mighty silver nordic claymore, decapitating the father of the home before his screaming family
* Vargindyr loots home's cookie jar
<Vargindyr> I have thine cookies swine!
* Vargindyr packs cookies into a burlap bad
<Vargindyr> *BAG
*** Tipsy has changed the topic on channel #sanity to I am Daffy Duck of Borg. Resistance is dithpicable!
* Vargindyr hauls out home's barrel of mead
<Frinya> SOMEONE IS HERE
<Frinya> TISPY!!!!!!
<Vargindyr> Okay, I have what we wanted
<Frinya> GIVE US COOKIES AND MEAD
<Vargindyr> we shall feast on these mighty... WHAT? THESE ARE OATMEAL!
<Frinya> BLEGH
*** TZJungly (~nobody@pcp03924751pcs.arlngt01.va.comcast.net) has joined channel #sanity
*** Frinya has left #sanity
* Vargindyr beats bystander to death with bag of oatmeal cookies
<Vargindyr> TO THE LONGBOAT
<Phasom> THE LOOOOOONNNNGGGBOOOAATTTT
<Phasom> which is LONG
<Phasom> OH YEAH
<Phasom> IT'S REALLY REALLY LONG, LADIES
<Phasom> REALLY LONG
* Vargindyr, phasom and frinya sail off to valhalla
<Vargindyr> NEXT TIME
<Vargindyr> MAKE IT CHOCOLATE CHIP!
Thus ends the Second Chapter
Excellent my viking brothers and sisters.
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
This is a presentation of:
The New Adventures of the Heavy Metal Vikings
Chapter 3: A visit to #metal
Same Cast
~~~
Vargindyr: CONTROL DENIED!
-*{Pudz}*- ABSOLUTELY NO TRIGGERS. (IE. !list @find etc...) Read topic For Those Channels! Thank-You - #Metal
Vargindyr: IMMORTAL
Phasom: OPETH!!!!!!!!!!
Frinya: NEVERMORE!
Metal` is away: omfg! i'm so frickin tired
Vargindyr: CHILDREN OF BODOM
Phasom: STRAPPING YOUNG LAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frinya: TESTAMENT
Frinya: ICED EARTH
Vargindyr: GREEN CARNATION
Phasom: VIRGIN BLACK!!!!!!!!!
Vargindyr: DEATH
Frinya: BLIND GUARDIAN
Phasom: nope
Phasom: ndx just won
Phasom applauds
Frinya: fine
Vargindyr: lol
Phasom: good job
Phasom: but, wait
Frinya: 110 people and we're the only ones talking
Phasom: BRUCE DICKINSON
Phasom: !!!
Vargindyr: Death is like the ace in the game of war
Phasom: yep, I just won
Vargindyr: it always takes everything
Phasom: do you know what would be funny?
Frinya: what?
Phasom: if someone would have said Metallia
Phasom: Metallica
Frinya: Metallica is good
Vargindyr: MY DYING BRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*** Signoff: Powder^ (Ping timeout: 480 seconds)
Phasom says goddamn stupid typos
Frinya: old Metallica
Metal`: damnit!
Phasom: feh
Metal`: this is #metal !
Frinya: it is
Metal`: not #gay_bands
Frinya: what??????
*** Powder^ (imwhoim@whips.and.chains.dungeonfyre.org) has joined channel #metal
Vargindyr: PARDON FUCKING ME?
*** Z|FF (~asif@assassins.liron.org) has joined channel #metal
Frinya: PREPARE TO BE VIKING RAIDED ASSWIPE
Phasom: wait....
Vargindyr: AMON AMARTH
Phasom: did he just call DEATH gay?
Frinya: RAR!!!!
Vargindyr: IN FLAMES
*** Signoff: jessika (brb)
Vargindyr: DIE BLASPHEMER!!!!!
*** Mode change "+o Z|FF" on #metal by {Pudz}
Metal` listening to: Amon Amarth - For The Stabwounds In Our Backs.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Phasom: DID HE CALL DEATH GAY?
Frinya: THAT FUCKSTICK!
Phasom: I hope not
Vargindyr: I think he did
Frinya: did he call Nevermore gay?
Frinya: and Iced Earth?
Metal`: i think he did too
Frinya: and Strapping Young Lad??
Metal`: Nevermore
*** Mode change "+o Powder^" on #metal by ^H8breed
Metal`: suck
*** Mode change "+o BGL150mhz" on #metal by ^H8breed
Phasom: Amon Amarth suck
Vargindyr: WTF
Frinya: NEVERMORE OWN YOU
Phasom: okay, I don't think that, but..........
Phasom: I had to counter it with something
Phasom:
Metal` listening to: Satyricon - Repined Bastard Nation.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Phasom: ohhh
Vargindyr: What the fuck?
Phasom: I get it now
Phasom: I get it
Frinya: ?
Phasom: he only listens to mediocre bands
Metal` listening to: Dimmu Borgir - Hybrid Stigmata-The Apostasy.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Phasom: any band with actual talent
Phasom: is gay
Vargindyr listening to: Immortal - Sons of Northern Darkness
Frinya: how do you change songs so quickly?
*** [Rotpar] (Raptor@065-117-220-144.classicnet.net) has joined channel #metal
Frinya: and why?
*** Mode change "+o [Rotpar]" on #metal by ^RaMstEin
Metal` listening to: Immortal - Sons of Northern Darkness.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Metal` listening to: Immortal - In My Kingdom Cold.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Metal` listening to: Bloodbath - Mass Strangulation.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Vargindyr: okay, so he agrees with me on that one
Phasom: oohhh
Phasom: BLOODBATH
Phasom: BLOODBATH!!!!
Metal` listening to: Death - Spirit Crusher.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Metal`: ugh
Vargindyr: dammit
Phasom: hahahahahaha
Metal`: these guys kinda suck
Vargindyr: im changing my cds
Metal` listening to: Dimmu Borgir - Blood Hunger Doctrine.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
ox1dation: np: The Black Dahila Murder - Closed Casket Requiem.mp3
Phasom is listening to Therion-To Mega Therion
Metal` listening to: Dimmu Borgir - For The World To Dictate Our Death.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Vargindyr is listening to CONTROL DENIED - CONSUMED
Metal`: To Mega Therion
Metal`: thats a cover?
Phasom: no
Metal`: of the Celtic Frost song?
Phasom: no
Metal`: yes uit is
Vargindyr: Control Denied owns you... and you too
Phasom: jesus, does no one know THERION
ox1dation: i know and love therion
Phasom: ah....finally
Metal`: To Mega Therion was the title of a Celtic frost album
Metal`: their 2nd
Phasom: yeah I know
Metal`: around 20 years ago
Phasom: yeah
Phasom: but they didn't do a song called To Mega Therion
Metal` listening to: Celtic Frost - Procreation of the Wicked.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Metal` listening to: Children of Bodom - 02 - Bodom After Midnight.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
*** Mode change "+o Lars" on #metal by ^H8breed
Phasom: wow, you change songs very quickly
Metal` listening to: Cryptopsy - Slit Your Guts.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Vargindyr: it seems that way
Vargindyr: yes
Metal`: i have a lot of them
*** damien666 (wangchung@AC896EF3.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #metal
Metal` listening to: Ensiferum - Treacherous Gods.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Phasom: so...
*** dyolF^ (~chris@h0050f2c203c3.ne.client2.attbi.com) has joined channel #metal
Vargindyr: he must be playing cycling through a real metal playlist so he can look tr00 to us real metalheads
*** Signoff: Chrism878 (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
*** Mode change "+v dyolF^" on #metal by ^H8breed
Metal`: haha
Phasom: haha
Phasom: KVLT
Metal`: you little frewt
*** Mode change "+v dyolF^" on #metal by purEvil
Metal`: whos channel do you think you're in?
*** Co|away is now known as Cobain^^
Phasom: cobain?
*** Mode change "+o dyolF^" on #metal by ^SprJoint
Phasom: I hope that's like, your name
Vargindyr: cobain?
Phasom: SUPERJOINT RITUAL???!!!
Phasom: oh my god, why would you have that as your name
Phasom: THEY SUCK SO MUCH!!!
Phasom pukes
Vargindyr: indeed
Frinya: hahaha
Phasom: WORST
Phasom: BAND
Phasom: EVER
Phasom: they suck more than Maiden's new cover
Vargindyr wipes up puke with Phil Anselemo's goatee
*** Phasom has been kicked off channel #metal by Metal` (ok, you've annoyed us enough)
*** Phasom (Seiber@ppp42mag.magnolia-net.com) has joined channel #metal
Phasom: hahahahaha
Phasom: they suck more than STANK ANGER
Phasom: !!!!
Vargindyr: well, actually im not sure about that
Phasom: they come close
*** Mode change "+v Vargindyr" on #metal by Metal`
Phasom: atleast
*** Mode change "+m" on #metal by Metal`
Vargindyr: few things are capable of sucking that much
Frinya: hey!
Metal`: ?
Vargindyr: like metal`'s mom for instance
*** Mode change "+b *!*@ftnl226-00-08-a1-09-19-66.northwestel.net" on #metal by Metal`
*** Vargindyr has been kicked off channel #metal by jerks (Banned)
*** Signoff: Powder^ (Remote closed the connection)
*** Mode change "+b *!*@ppp42mag.magnolia-net.com" on #metal by Metal`
*** Phasom has been kicked off channel #metal by quartz (Banned)
*** Mode change "-m" on #metal by Metal`
~~~
That comeback was totally worth it.
This has been a presentation of:
The New Adventures of the Heavy Metal Vikings
The New Adventures of the Heavy Metal Vikings
Chapter 3: A visit to #metal
Same Cast
~~~
Vargindyr: CONTROL DENIED!
-*{Pudz}*- ABSOLUTELY NO TRIGGERS. (IE. !list @find etc...) Read topic For Those Channels! Thank-You - #Metal
Vargindyr: IMMORTAL
Phasom: OPETH!!!!!!!!!!
Frinya: NEVERMORE!
Metal` is away: omfg! i'm so frickin tired
Vargindyr: CHILDREN OF BODOM
Phasom: STRAPPING YOUNG LAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frinya: TESTAMENT
Frinya: ICED EARTH
Vargindyr: GREEN CARNATION
Phasom: VIRGIN BLACK!!!!!!!!!
Vargindyr: DEATH
Frinya: BLIND GUARDIAN
Phasom: nope
Phasom: ndx just won
Phasom applauds
Frinya: fine
Vargindyr: lol
Phasom: good job
Phasom: but, wait
Frinya: 110 people and we're the only ones talking
Phasom: BRUCE DICKINSON
Phasom: !!!
Vargindyr: Death is like the ace in the game of war
Phasom: yep, I just won
Vargindyr: it always takes everything
Phasom: do you know what would be funny?
Frinya: what?
Phasom: if someone would have said Metallia
Phasom: Metallica
Frinya: Metallica is good
Vargindyr: MY DYING BRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*** Signoff: Powder^ (Ping timeout: 480 seconds)
Phasom says goddamn stupid typos
Frinya: old Metallica
Metal`: damnit!
Phasom: feh
Metal`: this is #metal !
Frinya: it is
Metal`: not #gay_bands
Frinya: what??????
*** Powder^ (imwhoim@whips.and.chains.dungeonfyre.org) has joined channel #metal
Vargindyr: PARDON FUCKING ME?
*** Z|FF (~asif@assassins.liron.org) has joined channel #metal
Frinya: PREPARE TO BE VIKING RAIDED ASSWIPE
Phasom: wait....
Vargindyr: AMON AMARTH
Phasom: did he just call DEATH gay?
Frinya: RAR!!!!
Vargindyr: IN FLAMES
*** Signoff: jessika (brb)
Vargindyr: DIE BLASPHEMER!!!!!
*** Mode change "+o Z|FF" on #metal by {Pudz}
Metal` listening to: Amon Amarth - For The Stabwounds In Our Backs.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Phasom: DID HE CALL DEATH GAY?
Frinya: THAT FUCKSTICK!
Phasom: I hope not
Vargindyr: I think he did
Frinya: did he call Nevermore gay?
Frinya: and Iced Earth?
Metal`: i think he did too
Frinya: and Strapping Young Lad??
Metal`: Nevermore
*** Mode change "+o Powder^" on #metal by ^H8breed
Metal`: suck
*** Mode change "+o BGL150mhz" on #metal by ^H8breed
Phasom: Amon Amarth suck
Vargindyr: WTF
Frinya: NEVERMORE OWN YOU
Phasom: okay, I don't think that, but..........
Phasom: I had to counter it with something
Phasom:
Metal` listening to: Satyricon - Repined Bastard Nation.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Phasom: ohhh
Vargindyr: What the fuck?
Phasom: I get it now
Phasom: I get it
Frinya: ?
Phasom: he only listens to mediocre bands
Metal` listening to: Dimmu Borgir - Hybrid Stigmata-The Apostasy.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Phasom: any band with actual talent
Phasom: is gay
Vargindyr listening to: Immortal - Sons of Northern Darkness
Frinya: how do you change songs so quickly?
*** [Rotpar] (Raptor@065-117-220-144.classicnet.net) has joined channel #metal
Frinya: and why?
*** Mode change "+o [Rotpar]" on #metal by ^RaMstEin
Metal` listening to: Immortal - Sons of Northern Darkness.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Metal` listening to: Immortal - In My Kingdom Cold.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Metal` listening to: Bloodbath - Mass Strangulation.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Vargindyr: okay, so he agrees with me on that one
Phasom: oohhh
Phasom: BLOODBATH
Phasom: BLOODBATH!!!!
Metal` listening to: Death - Spirit Crusher.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Metal`: ugh
Vargindyr: dammit
Phasom: hahahahahaha
Metal`: these guys kinda suck
Vargindyr: im changing my cds
Metal` listening to: Dimmu Borgir - Blood Hunger Doctrine.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
ox1dation: np: The Black Dahila Murder - Closed Casket Requiem.mp3
Phasom is listening to Therion-To Mega Therion
Metal` listening to: Dimmu Borgir - For The World To Dictate Our Death.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Vargindyr is listening to CONTROL DENIED - CONSUMED
Metal`: To Mega Therion
Metal`: thats a cover?
Phasom: no
Metal`: of the Celtic Frost song?
Phasom: no
Metal`: yes uit is
Vargindyr: Control Denied owns you... and you too
Phasom: jesus, does no one know THERION
ox1dation: i know and love therion
Phasom: ah....finally
Metal`: To Mega Therion was the title of a Celtic frost album
Metal`: their 2nd
Phasom: yeah I know
Metal`: around 20 years ago
Phasom: yeah
Phasom: but they didn't do a song called To Mega Therion
Metal` listening to: Celtic Frost - Procreation of the Wicked.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Metal` listening to: Children of Bodom - 02 - Bodom After Midnight.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
*** Mode change "+o Lars" on #metal by ^H8breed
Phasom: wow, you change songs very quickly
Metal` listening to: Cryptopsy - Slit Your Guts.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Vargindyr: it seems that way
Vargindyr: yes
Metal`: i have a lot of them
*** damien666 (wangchung@AC896EF3.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #metal
Metal` listening to: Ensiferum - Treacherous Gods.mp3 ""d[-_-]b""
Phasom: so...
*** dyolF^ (~chris@h0050f2c203c3.ne.client2.attbi.com) has joined channel #metal
Vargindyr: he must be playing cycling through a real metal playlist so he can look tr00 to us real metalheads
*** Signoff: Chrism878 (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
*** Mode change "+v dyolF^" on #metal by ^H8breed
Metal`: haha
Phasom: haha
Phasom: KVLT
Metal`: you little frewt
*** Mode change "+v dyolF^" on #metal by purEvil
Metal`: whos channel do you think you're in?
*** Co|away is now known as Cobain^^
Phasom: cobain?
*** Mode change "+o dyolF^" on #metal by ^SprJoint
Phasom: I hope that's like, your name
Vargindyr: cobain?
Phasom: SUPERJOINT RITUAL???!!!
Phasom: oh my god, why would you have that as your name
Phasom: THEY SUCK SO MUCH!!!
Phasom pukes
Vargindyr: indeed
Frinya: hahaha
Phasom: WORST
Phasom: BAND
Phasom: EVER
Phasom: they suck more than Maiden's new cover
Vargindyr wipes up puke with Phil Anselemo's goatee
*** Phasom has been kicked off channel #metal by Metal` (ok, you've annoyed us enough)
*** Phasom (Seiber@ppp42mag.magnolia-net.com) has joined channel #metal
Phasom: hahahahaha
Phasom: they suck more than STANK ANGER
Phasom: !!!!
Vargindyr: well, actually im not sure about that
Phasom: they come close
*** Mode change "+v Vargindyr" on #metal by Metal`
Phasom: atleast
*** Mode change "+m" on #metal by Metal`
Vargindyr: few things are capable of sucking that much
Frinya: hey!
Metal`: ?
Vargindyr: like metal`'s mom for instance
*** Mode change "+b *!*@ftnl226-00-08-a1-09-19-66.northwestel.net" on #metal by Metal`
*** Vargindyr has been kicked off channel #metal by jerks (Banned)
*** Signoff: Powder^ (Remote closed the connection)
*** Mode change "+b *!*@ppp42mag.magnolia-net.com" on #metal by Metal`
*** Phasom has been kicked off channel #metal by quartz (Banned)
*** Mode change "-m" on #metal by Metal`
~~~
That comeback was totally worth it.
This has been a presentation of:
The New Adventures of the Heavy Metal Vikings
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
<Frinya> alright, I'm playing Legend of the Five Rings with Reuben, so I won't respond for a while
* Phasom hsates typios
<NdX> okay
<NdX> i think i need to go practice guitar
<NdX> ive got a gig tomorrow
<Phasom> I think I need to read a book
<NdX> okay
<Phasom> called ethan frome
<NdX> so its settled
<NdX> we mastrubate
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> how did you know what I was really going to do?
* Phasom hsates typios
<NdX> okay
<NdX> i think i need to go practice guitar
<NdX> ive got a gig tomorrow
<Phasom> I think I need to read a book
<NdX> okay
<Phasom> called ethan frome
<NdX> so its settled
<NdX> we mastrubate
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> how did you know what I was really going to do?
