Guess which porn superstar bought DARKTHRONE's Panzerfaust from me on Ebay yesterday

[NAD]

What, like other porn slutz haven't taken 300 dicks during their career? That isn't why I wouldn't definitely posilutely bang Jasmine, it's because I think she's one of the uglier porn stars.

Jenna Jameson comes up to me saying "you wanna hit this shit?" first I'd probably nut my pants then tell her to wait 5 minutes for round 2. Then yeah, I'd be hittin' that shit.

 

[Ayeka]

If only all Darkthrone fans looked like this...

Hell, if only Darkthrone themselves looked like this!

 

[JayKeeley]

She's got a bit of a horseface, and that curly thing going on with the top lip is a bit odd.

Plus, did she have her left kneecap replaced by a box? It's like a 90 degree angle.

 

[lizard]

LOLZERS boxknee

 

[Demilich]

Hell, if only Darkthrone themselves looked like this!

...

 

[Papa Josh]

She's got a bit of a horseface, and that curly thing going on with the top lip is a bit odd.

Plus, did she have her left kneecap replaced by a box? It's like a 90 degree angle.

Alright now, be nice, I invited her to join our community, who knows, she may!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Tell her to bring the Blue Meanie with her. That guy was awesome.

Nadrian nailed it, pretty much–we can all talk about how she's "not a very attractive porn star," but if she walked up to any one of us and said "So, wanna fuck?" I have a very hard time believing anyone here would go "Nah, I've got a headache."

It would be weird if she posted on this board. Cool, but weird, cause it would be like "Hey, I respect your opinion on this band, but I find myself unable to stop from commenting on that fact that I've seen you fucking."

 

[lizard]

so we could ask her, "like, did the whole 300 guys thing go by in a blur of cock, or was there one unit which stood out particularly?"

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

...I don't know if this is such a good idea, Josh. Anytime a situation can result in the phrase "blur of cock" being used in context, it might be time to rethink our options.

 

[NAD]

I remember this one porn star was on the morning show I used to listen to, Tiffany Million. She was really funny and had a quick wit, so I licked !!! liked her, and they were asking about orgasms she's had in her movies. She said one time and one time only did she acheive orgasm from a dude on film.

 

[JayKeeley]

It would be weird if she posted on this board. Cool, but weird, cause it would be like "Hey, I respect your opinion on this band, but I find myself unable to stop from commenting on that fact that I've seen you fucking."

If we knew when she was visiting, half of us would comb our hair and splash on some aftershave.

Yeah, of course I would bang it, and bang it good I would, but picking out flaws in pictures is oh so much fun. Especially chicks with box knees or reptile fingers.

 

[Demilich]

You critics get so annoying sometimes

 

[lizard]

I'm so glad I'm married....

any woman who's been the target of Spur-M induced money shots is not in my plans. But if you guys want to "take your shot", so to speak, by all means go!

 

[lurch70]

she cannot be too picky ... afterall the only requirement for the 300 gang bang was a clean AIDS test.

 

[Henrik Main]

Hopefully she's keen on repeating this fantastic feat with the RC forum regulars.

 

[JayKeeley]

I remember when that pornstar Jordon (?) did 500 guys, and at about 350 guys in, her minge flaps started to fall apart and then she clenched up...so she took the final 150 guys up the arse.

Can you imagine being the last guy in line?

She even had her mudflaps surgically trimmed down and now keeps them in a jar. She showed them off on the Howard Stern show.

 

[lurch70]

shotgun !!!

 

[JayKeeley]

Hopefully she's keen on repeating this fantastic feat with the RC forum regulars.

To quote DIO, you'll all be the "last in line".

 

[unhinged]

hahaha

 

[Henrik Main]

I remember when that pornstar Jordon (?) did 500 guys, and at about 350 guys in, her minge flaps started to fall apart and then she clenched up...so she took the final 150 guys up the arse.

Can you imagine being the last guy in line?

She even had her mudflaps surgically trimmed down and now keeps them in a jar. She showed them off on the Howard Stern show.

Wasn't that Houston? I downloaded a video called "Houston 500", twas hilarious. 500 guys waiting in line to bang this very hot porn star, cumming all over her tits and stomach when finished. Ron Jeremy interviewed a dude who said he hadn't masturbated for over a month, in order to deliver a spectacular cumshot after he was done banging her.