I prefer the don't ask don't tell approach to how many dudes the chick has been with, because while I recognize that that kind of shit doesn't matter, I also know myself well enough to realize that I dwell on stuff like that, Chasing Amy style.
I don't think I've said the word "dogs" since first seeing Snatch, it's always dags now. Or rather, DAGS!
Yeah the Clerks cartoon was made for TV so they definitely cleaned it up. But they make fun of that, AND Jay and Silent Bob comment between each episode on the DVDs, and after the first Jay says "well since we couldn't cuss for the cartoon I'll make up for it: cock tits clit pussy fuck fuck shit ass cunt motherfuck" and goes on for about a minute straight.