Guess who moved in over the weekend?

[chupe666]

yeah, food processor could potentially be bastardized into a FROZEN FRUITY DRINK MAKER.

 

[xfer]

don't chicks dig guys who cook???

 

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[lizard]

I think there are probably lots of women who would dig having a guy cook a gourmet meal for them and then show their appreciation by engaging in hot monkey love... but do gourmet cooks use food processors?

 

[xfer]

gourmet cooks definitely use food processors.

one thing i like about cooking is that it's ultimately utiltarian. real chefs will use any tool that works well, and not turn their noses up at using a little gas torch to sear the tops of creme brulee ("oui oui, i must use zee traditional rubbeeng two steeks together method"), or a food processor to puree or blend, et cetera.

 

[lizard]

I'm betraying the fact that I know how to prepare next to nothing beyond White Castle microwave cheeseburgers.

 

[chupe666]

OH MAN we had a food day at work (food day = monthly occurrence on which about 12 or so people are signed up to bring food) and i forgot to bring anything so i ended up running next door to white castles for a crave case. MY CAR STILL SMELLS even though they were only in there for like 9 mintues.

 

[minxnim]

i still can't believe your new roommate is leading a parallel life to my crazy friend.

 

[xfer]

so, like, you'll tell me if ariella has any violent episodes or anything, right?

 

[lizard]

my boss keeps getting food cooked for him by the division which consists of only women, so one day I went to the market and bought him a half pound of suet.

 

[minxnim]

hahaha. let's put it this way: having been recently faced with homelessness, i have decided that's better than letting her move in with me.

good luck!

 

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[minxnim]

i'm sure that must be all they have in common because honestly, no two people can be that alike. plus, i'm a girl. my friend would live fine with guys.

 

[xfer]

* she was born in Belarus and lived there until she was 11, and her parents are heavily accented and she speaks to them in either Russian or Byelorussian, I can't tell which

* she's very blunt, which i think can be a good thing.

 

[minxnim]

i think she sounds wicked interesting.

 

[xfer]

we shall see.

 

[FuSoYa]

Yeah I think she sounds fun, like weird in a charming way.

 

[minxnim]

i bet she's nicer than people who want to start concentration camps for dogs.

 

[xfer]

stop twisting my words. it's concentration RANCHES.

 

[minxnim]

euphemism.