guys, why does coffee smell like dirty feet/doritos?

[minxnim]

and why don't other people realize that this transfers to their breath like, immediately?

 

[goatschool]

actually, dirty feet and doritos smell like coffee.

you really can't disrespect the greatest liquid on earth without an explanation.

 

[xfer]

I always called that smell "poop".

 

[minxnim]

to clarify, it's cool ranch doritos specifically. every time i walk past the coffee maker at work i think FEET WHO HAS SUCH STINKY FEET? and then i remember that someone is making coffee.

 

[xfer]

i hate cool ranch doritos to the extent that when people eat them i ask to switch seats so i'm not sitting next to them.

ok, here's a coffee substitute idea: heavily CAFFEINATED ORANGE JUICE. do they have this already? if not, why not? if so, where can i get some?

 

[goatschool]

along those lines, i always ponder the creation of BEERFEE, and i implore Avi to explore the possibilities.

 

[xfer]

didnt Drew Carey brew caffeinated beer on his show?

 

[avi]

wtf is beerfee?

 

[xfer]

infact, not just caffeinated, but coffee-flavoured?

 

[goatschool]

i've never watched the show!

 

[avi]

as for coffee flavored beer - that can be ok. Red Hook makes a coffee stout that's actually pretty nice.

 

[FrostGiant]

Yes, Buzz Beer.

 

[minxnim]

unrelated but: avi, i got angel head today from my boss. i will read it now!

 

[avi]

xlnt. lemme know what you think.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

coffee and poop do smell suspiciously alike. so does chinese food.

btw: hi gang... im new here. are you guys elitists? if so... um.... i know "baliset"

 

[xfer]

yeah, we are, but we're trying to quit. welcome, and please avoid sup sluts threads!

 

[avi]

I'll tell you what I've told everyone else: just don't talk about motW and you should be ok

 

[XzanderX]

motW????

 

[FrostGiant]

 

[XzanderX]

ahhhh I get it!