guys, why does coffee smell like dirty feet/doritos?

[Baliset]

Originally posted by BigFakeSmile
coffee and poop do smell suspiciously alike. so does chinese food.

btw: hi gang... im new here. are you guys elitists? if so... um.... i know "baliset"

hey there katie welcome to the board!

 

[BigFakeSmile]

HI!

 

[chupe666]

Incidentally, NovembersPaul used to insist that his dog's feet smelled like Fritos. Not sure if that's still true- but that'd probably corroborate the notion floating around here that the smells of feet = Doritoes/Fritos = poop since dogs walk in their own feces.

and I remember the Drew Carey episode where they were thinking up the beer they were going to brew. Oswald had a Tobasco flavored beer called TOBEERSCO. And then there was the Buzz beer arch rival, Capbeercino (which actually Kate threw out as a name for Buzz beer in that earlier episode, then that one blonde guy happened to make a buzz beer knock off called that later in the season).

 

[BigFakeSmile]

my dogs feet smell like doritos/fritos!!! (just checked)

 

[chupe666]

Dood, you just totally smelled poop.

He called the poop fritos!

 

[BigFakeSmile]

he doesnt walk in poop -- he walks in everything else! he does try to eat poop and road kill though (but only non-dog poop)... and im a she

 

[chupe666]

Dood was meant to be gender neutral in that case.
The 'He' was a typo, clearly.
I knew what I was saying.

Sayin'.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

i like dude

 

[chupe666]

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by BigFakeSmile
i like dude

Better than dood?

 

[BigFakeSmile]

either is ok... i dont like kewl though

 

[FrostGiant]

I prefer dewed.

 

[xfer]

look, i think we have already established that JOSH is the DUDE.

 

[chupe666]

So then who is the dood?

 

[xfer]

if you turn "dood" upside down, I think you will find that cool ranch doritos are "dood".

 

[avi]

my dog does indeed smell like corn chips, but not poop. thanks.

 

[FrostGiant]

Quit raggin' on Cool Ranch Doritos. There's nothin' wrong with em.

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by xfer
if you turn "dood" upside down, I think you will find that cool ranch doritos are "dood".

Most certainly an award-worthy response.

 

[azal]

this thread had huge poll potential.















I said "huge poll"

 

[BigFakeSmile]

there is nothing wrong with cool ranch doritos... unless you count the fact that they smell like dog feet