Hand jobs

[Cronopio]

Are they worth it? Post pros and cons!

 

[-CC-]

IBL

But to add to the discussion, a good handjob is very rare..watch Louis CK's take on handjobs for a good laugh...

 

[Pessimism]

Why bother when your member is just so huge? I prefer to lube up my own baseball mitt and work it, as I'm better than any hussy out there.

"Step off bitch! This vienna fest is mine and mine alone!"

 

[panzerfaust666]

exactly, good hand jobs are rare. in my experience they just kinnda....tug...I dunno,probably doesnt make much sense.
then again, its better than doing it yo self'

 

[Pessimism]

I think you're wrong, see my previously meaty post for details

 

[panzerfaust666]

you do make a good point, women cant do it right. Its almost a waste of time for both partys....

 

[IntoPhagist]

I love a good HJ...Escpecially if a BJ is included and My shit is all wet like.

96% of girls can't do it.

 

[Pessimism]

Sing me a song, you're a singer!

 

[panzerfaust666]

@intophagist.

but if 96% cant do it right, thatmust mean youve been with many girls.....how

SCANDALOUS

 

[Pessimism]

Sing me a song, you're a singer!

Do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil!!

 

[Pessimism]

Sing me a song, you're a singer!

Do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil!!

The devil is never a maker!!!

 

[Cronopio]

I agree that most girls can't do it right. At least none of those I have been with. One almost tore my proud member right off! The audacity!

 

[Einherjar86]

Not worth the mess.

 

[panzerfaust666]

yeah disgraceful! "The Vein" is an important thing women, srsly

 

[Pessimism]

Sing me a song, you're a singer!

Do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil!!

The devil is never a maker!!!

The less that you give, you're a taker!!!!

 

[Belligerent]

Chicks still give HJ's?

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

The less that you give, you're a taker!!!!

Okay, enough with this dude. Jeez. It goes on and on... On and on and on...

edit:

 

[King Richard]

^winner

 

[Matt]

I find the best HJ's are combined with a BJ tbh. Can't have one without the other.

 

[Belligerent]

I find the best HJ's are combined with a BJ tbh. Can't have one without the other.

Followed by a rimming




















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