Hand jobs

[Valerie]

Are you guys still living in the '40s, women have vaginas now.

 

[Belligerent]

^sigworthy

 

[A1a23]

Are you guys still living in the '40s, women have vaginas now.

This is true. Handjobs should be made obsolete.

Anyways, once when i was in high school, this one bitch, who was obviously a nub, gave me the worst handjob ever. She started squeezing it and squeezing it nearly cutting off my circulation. I didn't say much at first but she somehow got the impression that i was enjoying it so she decided to squeeze harder. Finally i had let it out to tell her that i was in immense pain. Fucking painful as fuck fail.

 

[arg]

i havent had any memorable handjob. my own hand is the only one that does it perfectly. that doesnt matter cuz every other orifice of a woman is better.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I dig em. all part of the fun

 

[King Richard]

Are you guys still living in the '40s, women have vaginas now.

lol

 

[ArneZ]

my gf is working at a food place, so she is always very quick with her hands and she is holding that speed up to the max. so its just pros for me

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Ive had some great ones, and some horrible cock ripping ones.

I generally move straight to sex though.

 

[The Ozzman]

I prefer blowjobs, tbh

 

[mutantllama]

I agree that hands make some jobs a lot easier.


I mean, it would be a pain in the ass to greet someone some other way. Especially when I'm trying to do other stuff.

 

[The Butt]

HJs and BJs both kick ass.

 

[unknown]

I enjoy a good HJ given by an attractive female lass

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Word up to the dudes saying "yea", get a good chick to do them and it's all good.

 

[JGMetalhead]

You can always do it yourself if you don't like the way your chick does it.

 

[The Butt]

HJs always lead to BJs anyway for me so s'all good.

I enjoy both though. :V

 

[JGMetalhead]

Just be a man and go for the blow.

 

[panzerfaust666]

mmmmmmmmm deepthroat's the way to gooooo........oh wait, this is the HJ thread. fuck you guysssss

 

[JGMetalhead]

Deepthroat! Deepthroat! Deepthroat can you read me? DEEPTHROAT!!!

 

[Unfaithfully Metalhead]

You can always do it yourself if you don't like the way your chick does it.

I am quite sure they do

Deepthroat! Deepthroat! Deepthroat can you read me? DEEPTHROAT!!!

I would say most of the guys are on the short side get deepthroat

 

[Unfaithfully Metalhead]

This is true. Handjobs should be made obsolete.

Anyways, once when i was in high school, this one bitch, who was obviously a nub, gave me the worst handjob ever. She started squeezing it and squeezing it nearly cutting off my circulation. I didn't say much at first but she somehow got the impression that i was enjoying it so she decided to squeeze harder. Finally i had let it out to tell her that i was in immense pain. Fucking painful as fuck fail.