Yeah, our fellow Rahvin was yesterday eating a sandwich when, all of sudden, a bright and exciting (mainly exciting) idea crossed his dwarfish mind: what about organizing a contest to have sex with 10,000 women at the same time? Nothing is impossible, only those who believe something is impossible are making that something indeed impossible. So, he put the idea into action, went to the street and started looking for 10,000 volunteers, excluding cats and men.
In about an hour 10,000 women were ready for the action (eh! it's my story, accept this meekly, as an unquestionable truth). And the show started, the place was crowded and Rahvin was unstoppable, people screaming (specially the involved ones), everybody supporting the cause (whatever it was): "Rahvin, Rahvin, Rahvin!" or this other way: "Come on, Rahvin, I wanna be the next one!" or perhaps: "What the hell is this?! That man is going to die, that's a torture!!!".
Uhmmm... well, maybe he simply did 10,000 posts in three years, which demonstrates how diligent he is at his duties as a moderator. Quite boring if you compare it with the story above!!!
Ehmmm... happy 10,000, little one, it's been a pleasure and not a torture for me.
|ngenius (Far from 10,000, both women and posts)
In about an hour 10,000 women were ready for the action (eh! it's my story, accept this meekly, as an unquestionable truth). And the show started, the place was crowded and Rahvin was unstoppable, people screaming (specially the involved ones), everybody supporting the cause (whatever it was): "Rahvin, Rahvin, Rahvin!" or this other way: "Come on, Rahvin, I wanna be the next one!" or perhaps: "What the hell is this?! That man is going to die, that's a torture!!!".
Uhmmm... well, maybe he simply did 10,000 posts in three years, which demonstrates how diligent he is at his duties as a moderator. Quite boring if you compare it with the story above!!!
Ehmmm... happy 10,000, little one, it's been a pleasure and not a torture for me. |ngenius (Far from 10,000, both women and posts)
thank you my sweetest for this thread and for the flattering story. if i were to go out and look for 10,000 women to have sex with, round about the time when i've reached number 19, a few of my ex's and other assorted loved ones would turn up and: one would say we're still together, and try to kill me for cheating on her; one would claim the voices in her head were right about me not being trustworthy; one would start trying to convince all the others i only bring pain and i would never visit them anyway; one would just shrug and walk by. 
