Happy Birthday Neurotica!!!

Neurotica, I meant the outfit you wore out to dinner the last time you celebrated a birthday. Don;t take anything that this scheming scoundrel who has more sass than ass tells you seriously,. She loves to pit friend against friend and watch from the hedges as they go at each other's throats. I have a heart as refreshing as lavender, a spirit as gentle as an autumn breeze panning at a chestnut windowpane. There is nothing perverse about exalting the fairest of Steepelander soil with a morning ave, to show her that this holiest of days is embedded in our hearts.

Susperia, fret not my New Jersey jezebel, your day in the sun is only a stone throws away.
 
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She's from CT. Please don't associate her with NJ, it's got a bad enough reputation as it is.
 
I'm so glad I'm not a woman. If a picture of me on a message board generated this kind of discussion EVER, I'd be a little creeped out and probably never come back.