Happy Birthday Neurotica!!!

ah yes. the beard isn't quite there yet.

from 2004 - my vision of what matt would look like several years in the future
mattmoose.jpg
 
I'm definitely not skinny.
But I don't think it all actually matters and don't really know why we keep talking about it for 3 pages.
 
But she's also very mean because she wouldn't stop making gay jokes about me and swizzlenuts while I was sharing his room in London