no! no! i'm done waiting for my birthday! we don't need any more birthdays! please spare me!
(for those not in the know, my birthday in 2000 got me dumped by a person whom i thought to be the love of my life, my birthday in 2002 got my car towed away, possibly by malignant intervention by another guy i liked, and my birthday in 2001 was incident-free only cos i stayed at home, locked in)
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