Happy Christmas Dumpy!

[JUNEY]

I loved my bowling ball beer collector's set and matching butt plugs! Can't wait to celebrate New Years at that dumpster behind the bowling alley - where we first met. I won't forget some candles even if they are bit nubby from earlier. *wink*

 

[Necromunchkin]

NOW my holiday is fulfilled.

 

[Dumpy]

I loved my bowling ball beer collector's set and matching butt plugs! Can't wait to celebrate New Years at that dumpster behind the bowling alley - where we first met. I won't forget some candles even if they are bit nubby from earlier. *wink*

Oh Juney my sweet festered undulating wriggle pie! I long for your poon here under the moon and so I send you this filthy toon!

(sung to the tune of American Idiot)

The dumpster is cold while I jerk off
Please come to me and say turn and cough
Give me your gestating maggots of blood
You sick fuck fuck puppet my one true love
Beat me to blue and I'll stay true
Gargle my man chowder glazed in my spew!

 

[Reverend Joint Smoker]

Oh Juney my sweet festered undulating wriggle pie! I long for your poon here under the moon and so I send you this filthy toon!

(sung to the tune of American Idiot)

The dumpster is cold while I jerk off
Please come to me and say turn and cough
Give me your gestating maggots of blood
You sick fuck fuck puppet my one true love
Beat me to blue and I'll stay true
Gargle my man chowder glazed in my spew!

Now that is pure poetic perfection!

 

[Bacchante]

such touching words

I'm sure her heart is burning with the passion of a smouldering log.

 

[Lordlucid]

would you like some making fuck?

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

would you like some making fuck?

BERZERKER.

Did he just say making fuck?

 

[Super Mahrio]

Oh Juney my sweet festered undulating wriggle pie! I long for your poon here under the moon and so I send you this filthy toon!

(sung to the tune of American Idiot)

The dumpster is cold while I jerk off
Please come to me and say turn and cough
Give me your gestating maggots of blood
You sick fuck fuck puppet my one true love
Beat me to blue and I'll stay true
Gargle my man chowder glazed in my spew!

pure genius! Dumpy has such a way with words...

 

[neal]

hott.