I just watched this programme called 'The Sex Inspectors', that totally wasn't the camp softcore romp I expected it to be, but was instead a show where a couple in a long-term relationship (one shy fatty and one swaggering prick) were having 'marital issues' (he was demanding and petulant, she was insecure and therefore not putting out), so some woman introduced tubby to glass dildos while an uber-tanned gay dude told the douchebag bloke not to undermine Lardy Tubkins' self-confidence, or something.