Happy Valentine's Day, guys!

worst holiday ever. Worse than Christmas. If the wife says one thing about it, I'm gone.


Or something like that.
 
In Japan, only men receive gifts on Valentine's Day. Sounds good, eh? Well we then have to give 3 times as much as we got 1 month later on some made up holiday called White Day.

I already have 7 people I have to pay back. This is bullshit.
 
I just got asked by a group of women, what my wife and I were going to do for Valentine's Day, and I was like, "nothing".......*cricket sounds*
 
I work at a fine dining restaurant and we have over three fucking pages of reservations. It is going to be terrible. Fuck Valentines day.:(
 
If it's any consolation, you still have us.



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My valentines day/night tomorrow:

Working from home all day tomorrow (blaming it on the snow), get a couple of bottles of red wine, put the kids to bed early, get takeout sushi, watch Lost and the grand finale of Beauty and the Geek!!!
 
My valentines day/night tomorrow:

Working from home all day tomorrow (blaming it on the snow), get a couple of bottles of red wine, put the kids to bed early, get takeout sushi, watch Lost and the grand finale of Beauty and the Geek!!!

:lol:

Jenni used to make me watch that Beauty and the Geek... Hilarious at times, admittedly, but definitely more 'shallow entertainment' than 'social experiment'.
 
Once again, I'm here to inform you that tv fails.

Wait, isn't American Idol on in a few minutes?
*turns on tv*
 
I just watched this programme called 'The Sex Inspectors', that totally wasn't the camp softcore romp I expected it to be, but was instead a show where a couple in a long-term relationship (one shy fatty and one swaggering prick) were having 'marital issues' (he was demanding and petulant, she was insecure and therefore not putting out), so some woman introduced tubby to glass dildos while an uber-tanned gay dude told the douchebag bloke not to undermine Lardy Tubkins' self-confidence, or something.
 
I just watched this programme called 'The Sex Inspectors', that totally wasn't the camp softcore romp I expected it to be, but was instead a show where a couple in a long-term relationship (one shy fatty and one swaggering prick) were having 'marital issues' (he was demanding and petulant, she was insecure and therefore not putting out), so some woman introduced tubby to glass dildos while an uber-tanned gay dude told the douchebag bloke not to undermine Lardy Tubkins' self-confidence, or something.

hahaha ... that show is on HBO here. Have yet to see a hot chick on it

Valentine's Day tomorrow ... my chick is gettingout of work super late and will go out for dinner somewhere. Hopefully by that time, 10pm or so, all the early reservations will be gone humping and we can have a jolly old time drinking and making plans for the future into the dead of night (love bites) :loco:

PS: nothing like drinking a half a bottle of wine on the job like tonight ... wewooaooaoa