Happy Valentine's Day, guys!

[dorian gray]

Uhm yeah I recall Moose spouting on about how he lives in the middle of nowhere and one time I caught him posting a pic of "his neighborhood" and it was like downtown Edmonton or something.

 

[Furious B]

I caught him posting a pic of "his neighborhood" and it was like downtown Edmonton or something.

looks like you could have some fun there.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Hey, fuck you guys.


I live in Edmonton during the school year, then in this buttfuck town 1000 miles north of it while I'm not attending university. While I live at school, I share an apartment with my fucking sister (and for this term only, one of her friends also). It's not that convienient for bringing random herpes infested women home to from bars.

But seriously, fuck you. I hate this place.

 

[dorian gray]

haha I win!

 

[skeptik]

fyi the man above me is spending v-day with his hand and a bottle of johnson and johnson

lol

Or rather writing a paper, almost dying on the highway in the snow on the way to school, and then spending the rest of the day in school and then coming home and going to sleep. But your alternate reality would certainly be more humorous I suppose. :Smug:

 

[lurch70]

Hey, fuck you guys.


I live in Edmonton during the school year, then in this buttfuck town 1000 miles north of it while I'm not attending university. While I live at school, I share an apartment with my fucking sister (and for this term only, one of her friends also). It's not that convienient for bringing random herpes infested women home to from bars.

But seriously, fuck you. I hate this place.

your sister's friend is in the same room?

 

[JayKeeley]

Moose, you go to university? If you can't get laid at college campus, you may want to seriously consider castration. Those redundant nuts of yours must only get in the way when wiping your ass forwards.

Seriously man, every night at a college bar is like an episode of Girls Gone Wild. Or at least that's the way I want to remember it.

 

[dorian gray]

your sister's friend is in the same room?

hahaha my sentiments exactly

 

[Demilich]

Seriously man, every night at a college bar is like an episode of Girls Gone Wild. Or at least that's the way I want to remember it.

I'm in 4th year and never been to a bar on campus except once with my girlfriend

 

[JayKeeley]

^

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Going to bars does NOT mean you will automatically get chicks. Even in a college town where the college is 70% women. [/mythbuster]

 

[JayKeeley]

Going to bars does NOT mean you will automatically get chicks. Even in a college town where the college is 70% women. [/mythbuster]

I would say the chances are increased significantly however, compared to, say, living on the intraweb.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Those redundant nuts of yours must only get in the way when wiping your ass forwards.

hahaha

 

[MFJ]

Going to bars does NOT mean you will automatically get chicks. Even in a college town where the college is 70% women. [/mythbuster]

shit. i'm taking a semester at Alaska Pacific and it's apparently 70% women as well. even if i could get laid there, i bet it's all polar bear lesbians.

 

[Krilons Resa]

pussy is pussy in the dark.

 

[Demilich]

I would say the chances are increased significantly however, compared to, say, living on the intraweb.

I met one girl who goes to my school who I really like... and where'd I meet her first of all? Not on a bar, not even on campus

...but on the internet! lol. so we'll see how that goes

 

[JayKeeley]

it's probably a dude

 

[Krilons Resa]

pussy is pussy in the dark.

Except the Nips. Theirs go sideways.

 

[Demilich]

it's probably a dude

i saw a movie with her a couple of days ago...

if she's a dude she's doing a pretty good job hiding it

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I know some dudes who go to bars all the time and NEVER bring back any tang... one just turned 24 I believe.