Happy Valentine's Day, guys!

[swizzlenuts]

internet > bars

 

[Demilich]

I don't think I could ever just pick up a chick in a bar. I like to know people. People who are smart, funny, interesting, and not just frequenting some dank hole-in-the-wall for the same reason I am.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

frequenting some dank hole-in-the-wall for the same reason I am

The internet?

 

[Necromunchkin]

Picking up chicks in a bar is pretty much the socio-romantic equivalent of picking up lunch out of a vending machine. Quick, usually pretty easy... and no one is going to feel sorry for you if you spend the next two days with various fluids erupting violently from every orifice after consumption.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

haha

 

[Demilich]

The internet?

touché! where've you been anyway?

 

[Furious B]

Quick, usually pretty easy... and no one is going to feel sorry for you if you spend the next two days with various fluids erupting violently from every orifice after consumption.

Unless you live right next to the bar, I can assure you this is not the case. Especially if she's good looking enough to take home, it's definitely NOT quick. Easy, depends.

I will say that your chances are much higher if you actually GO OUT. A lot of internet chicks are raunchy.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Really hot chicks are often the easiest to get home from bars, in my experience. It's all about saying something they want to hear but in a way they haven't heard it.

Going out, yes. Where, dependent on what you are looking for. The most interesting women I've met have been decidely not encountered at bars. Museums, at school, at random events like readings by authors. And, on occasion, just the random encounter in an unlikely setting.

 

[JayKeeley]

Picking up chicks in a bar is pretty much the socio-romantic equivalent of picking up lunch out of a vending machine. Quick, usually pretty easy... and no one is going to feel sorry for you if you spend the next two days with various fluids erupting violently from every orifice after consumption.

Otherwise known as "life at university".

That said, I was pretty horrified to learn that a lot of students in the US have to share rooms while living on campus.

 

[Six-winged Seraph]

I've never gone up to a girl before that I didn't know, usually I met them from someone else I know!

 

[lurch70]

there is a chick here in my office that goes out pretty much every night with people on MySpace, Match whatever ... she likes the womenz also

 

[Claws of Perdition]

lol myspace

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

bar chicks need punched, not fucked.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

bar chicks need punched, not fucked.

What about donkey punched while being fucked?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

thats acceptable

 

[dorian gray]

The only thing anyone ever needs to know about picking up chicks/getting some is this: alcohol


disclaimer: not to be confused with anything resembling a relationship

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Moose, you go to university? If you can't get laid at college campus, you may want to seriously consider castration. Those redundant nuts of yours must only get in the way when wiping your ass forwards.

Seriously man, every night at a college bar is like an episode of Girls Gone Wild. Or at least that's the way I want to remember it.

College bars haven't been like that when I've been around.

Maybe it must have been the case in your time, mystic land of the 1960s, before AIDS happened!.

HUH HUH HUH

The only thing anyone ever needs to know about picking up chicks/getting some is this: alcohol


disclaimer: not to be confused with anything resembling a relationship

rite.

 

[Doom]

Each to their own, but regardless of going out to pick up chicks, you guys should just be going out to have some fucking fun. I really miss university and not being able to go out any night I want and getting absolutely wasted with my friends. But it's not just necessarily about going to bars and drinking, it's about getting to meet new people and just doing whatever the fuck you want. Having so much free time is a unique opportunity, because working Monday to Friday 9-5 really sucks.

And honestly, not all people suck. As long as you make an effort there's always going to be cool people to hang around with (and trust me, I tend to dislike pretty much everyone).

 

[MFJ]

yeah... i'm not getting any pussy here, but i still get absolutely wrecked when i'm not doing something important, and THAT is what's important.

wrap your fucking minds around that timebomb right there

 

[Demilich]

"timebomb" = i need to figure out how to get some action around here?