Happy Valentine's Day, guys!

[lurch70]

for the single folk

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/Deta...bArticles1/593/features/why_you_re_single.xml

 

[NAD]

Single, taken, gay, straight, etc. Valentine's is still lame.

I'd rather make sweet sweet love to the Spanksgiving Turkey.

 

[Demilich]

so how's the lady friend doing anyways Adrian?

 

[Furious B]

valentine's day with my current gf. i'm going all out cheesy gay. seriously.

candle lit dinner - check
love song on gee-tar - check
sensual dessert - check
tappin' that ass for an hour n' a half (RAW) - check

 

[J.]

prolly get her some flowers and drop them off at her work
get off work at 9PM
come home, do the banging thang, go to bed

im always scared that im hurting the kid when i bang the wife. doesn't that kid get a headache from being stabbed by my nine inch (around) schlong?

 

[Furious B]

doesn't that kid get a headache from being stabbed by my nine inch (around) schlong?

i don't know? ask your rectum.

















































































































nah, just playin' dawg.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

In Japan, only men receive gifts on Valentine's Day. Sounds good, eh? Well we then have to give 3 times as much as we got 1 month later on some made up holiday called White Day.

I already have 7 people I have to pay back. This is bullshit.

so, hypothetically: if a chick fucks you on Valentines' day, does this mean that you have the right to fuck her three times next month?

 

[NAD]

I totally got laid tonight.

It had nothing to do with this dumb holiday.

It was all about the gin-breath.

HEE-AW HEE-AW HEE-AW
I'M A ROCK N' ROLL OUTLAW!!!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I should remain optimistic today.

























....ehhhhhhh fuck it.

 

[Guthrum]

prolly get her some flowers and drop them off at her work
get off work at 9PM
come home, do the banging thang, go to bed

im always scared that im hurting the kid when i bang the wife. doesn't that kid get a headache from being stabbed by my nine inch (around) schlong?

 

[dorian gray]

im always scared that im hurting the kid when i bang the wife. doesn't that kid get a headache from being stabbed by my nine inch (around) schlong?

I couldnt bring myself to do it while the wife was pregnant. It was just a big turn-off. If only I woulda known that would be the last time I ever got some, I'da done it alot more.

 

[JayKeeley]

Yeah, I went cold turkey too.

Thing is, regardless of wife/girlfriend, it's all about alcohol consumption. Why do people like Moose always question why they're not getting any when they never leave the house? Dude, go to the bar.

There is a reason why aussie chicks refer to wine as "leg opener".

 

[dorian gray]

Where the hell does Moose live anyway? Edmonton?

 

[circus_brimstone]

Why do people like Moose always question why they're not getting any when they never leave the house? Dude, go to the bar.

Yeah, the chicas certainly won't come to you. Like you said in other words, seek and ye shall find.

 

[lurch70]

Where the hell does Moose live anyway? Edmonton?

Moose lives where Canada meets Alaska somewhere ... really high up.

But yeah, the bar is your friend ... I doubt they check ID's up there

 

[JayKeeley]

I doubt they even have bars. Except maybe in prison. *rimshot*

 

[Claws of Perdition]

You're only allowed in if your an eskimo or related to one though.

 

[skeptik]

Fuck bars.

 

[Furious B]

fyi the man above me is spending v-day with his hand and a bottle of johnson and johnson

lol

 

[Demilich]

Today I made a cake because my mom asked me to. Didn't so shit all for V-day, though I actually would have really liked to, I'm just too stupid to have worked anything out with the person I'm interested in.