Harass me on AIM.
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MRBEAST
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tara said:
i would but im going to pick up some food, if yer still around in about an hour i will
Steve
New Metal Member
Ah yeah, I set that up a while ago but I deleted AIM a few weeks ago Anyway, I'm on yahoo now, come and see me
Anyway, I'm on yahoo now, come and see me tara said:
Steve
New Metal Member
Steve
New Metal Member
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=106836
that's when I did a good job...
I should go to sleep...
that's when I did a good job...
I should go to sleep...
Steve
New Metal Member
Tapestries Edge (2:59:35 PM): hello
Pancakes482 (2:59:43 PM):hi
Pancakes482 (3:00:07 PM):HI
Tapestries Edge (3:00:11 PM): hi
Pancakes482 (3:00:15 PM)::-(
Tapestries Edge (3:00:18 PM): ?
Pancakes482 (3:00:23 PM):That's it?
Pancakes482 (3:00:26 PM):hello
Pancakes482 (3:00:26 PM):hi
Pancakes482 (3:00:30 PM):and we never talk again? :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:00:41 PM): no, of couse not
Pancakes482 (3:00:44 PM):k
Tapestries Edge (3:00:55 PM): that would not be fun
Pancakes482 (3:01:05 PM):It most certainly would not :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:01:09 PM): true
Pancakes482 (3:01:16 PM):Unless of course, you're boring, which I hope you're not
Tapestries Edge (3:01:30 PM): i am not, are you?
Pancakes482 (3:01:36 PM):I don't know
Pancakes482 (3:01:41 PM):I'm bored alot of the time :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:01:57 PM): thats not good
Pancakes482 (3:02:11 PM):You're familiar :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:02:17 PM): am i?
Pancakes482 (3:02:26 PM):You're either Sarah, or someone who talks alot like her
Tapestries Edge (3:02:46 PM): Whitch sarah?
Pancakes482 (3:02:52 PM):Matt's Sarah
Pancakes482 (3:03:20 PM):Are you going to keep me guessing or are you going to tell me who you are? :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:03:48 PM): matts Sarah?
Pancakes482 (3:03:55 PM):Matt's Sarah
Tapestries Edge (3:04:08 PM): "PrisonerOfSatan" sarah?
Pancakes482 (3:04:46 PM):...I don't think Sarah would have that as her name
Tapestries Edge (3:05:02 PM): ok
Pancakes482 (3:05:22 PM):Who are you :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:05:31 PM): I know a sarah who has a bf named matt and thats her sn
Tapestries Edge (3:05:38 PM): Who are you?
Pancakes482 (3:05:49 PM):YOU FUCKING IM'D ME DON'T ASK ME UNTIL YOU ASNWER >
Tapestries Edge (3:06:08 PM): I am myself, that is to say, I can not objectively define who I am, and the restraints therefor have been placed within me preventing such a thought.
Pancakes482 (3:06:22 PM):Are you from UltimateMetal.com?
Tapestries Edge (3:06:28 PM): no
Pancakes482 (3:06:35 PM):Are you from a forum?
Tapestries Edge (3:06:41 PM): are you from canda?
Pancakes482 (3:06:55 PM):Yes, I'm from Canda, my uncles name was Roy >
Pancakes482 (3:07:00 PM):I'm assuming you meant Canada :-(
Pancakes482 (3:07:04 PM):I live in Hamilton :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:07:15 PM): yes, canada, sorry
Tapestries Edge (3:08:10 PM): so then, seen any good movies?
Pancakes482 (3:08:17 PM):I just watched Battle Royale
Pancakes482 (3:08:23 PM):Where did you get my AIM? :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:08:46 PM): The Leyline gave it to me.
Pancakes482 (3:08:55 PM):what :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:09:09 PM): do you walk the Leyline?
Pancakes482 (3:09:16 PM):I don't know what the fuck that is :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:09:27 PM): the way of the dragon
Pancakes482 (3:09:54 PM):Oh for christs sake, I fucking hate Wheel of Time, I'm going to fucking block you if you bring it up again >
Tapestries Edge (3:10:12 PM): wheel of time?
Tapestries Edge (3:10:18 PM): whatever
Tapestries Edge (3:10:25 PM): moiveing on
Tapestries Edge (3:10:49 PM): nice weather we are haveing, eh?
Pancakes482 (3:11:03 PM):wtf yo >
Tapestries Edge (3:11:14 PM): huh?
Pancakes482 (3:11:17 PM):I hate hot weather
Pancakes482 (3:11:19 PM):who are you :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:11:47 PM): someone who thinks it should never go below 80
Tapestries Edge (3:11:57 PM): i love the heat
Pancakes482 (3:12:00 PM):Then it's someone who deserves to die :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:12:07 PM): it's so warm
Pancakes482 (3:12:13 PM):I have A/C
Pancakes482 (3:12:20 PM):ok
Tapestries Edge (3:12:31 PM): so do i , i just don't use it
Pancakes482 (3:12:59 PM):If you live anywhere near me, it's going to be hard to fight the temptation to make threataning phone calls :-(
Pancakes482 (3:13:24 PM):>
Pancakes482 (3:13:38 PM):Where did you get my screen name? :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:13:39 PM): huh?
Tapestries Edge (3:14:24 PM): i told you, the ley line gave it to me, and that has nothing to do with the wheel of time
Pancakes482 (3:14:40 PM):Well that's totally irrelevant because I don't know what the fuck the ley line is
Tapestries Edge (3:15:19 PM): you got a gf?
Pancakes482 (3:15:38 PM):What the fuck :-(
Pancakes482 (3:15:54 PM):I don't even know who you are, you have no right to ask about my personal life.
Pancakes482 (3:16:25 PM):Now explain to me, in a simple way, a way I can understand, who you are and where you got my screen name, or I'm warning you and blocking you.
Tapestries Edge (3:16:33 PM): ok, sorry
Tapestries Edge (3:17:55 PM): i truely am myself, that is all i can say or they will kill me
Pancakes482 (3:18:05 PM):oh for christs sake pal
Pancakes482 (3:18:13 PM):this is the internet, not dungeons and dragons
Tapestries Edge (3:18:28 PM): i never liked D&D
Pancakes482 (3:18:39 PM):You have, one more chance, without mentioning the leyline, to tell me who you are and where you got my screen name, and then you're blocked.
Tapestries Edge (3:19:24 PM): holis
Pancakes482 (3:21:01 PM):what
Tapestries Edge (3:21:07 PM): so then, what are you wearing?
Pancakes482 (3:21:18 PM):AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pancakes482 (3:21:22 PM):I just swallowed my gum :'(
Pancakes482 (3:21:30 PM):If this was a forum
Pancakes482 (3:21:32 PM):I'd hold up a big sign
Pancakes482 (3:21:34 PM):that said
Pancakes482 (3:21:37 PM):'BANNED' on it
Tapestries Edge (3:21:38 PM): k
Pancakes482 (3:21:39 PM):but this isn't
Pancakes482 (3:21:43 PM):so I'm just going to go with
Pancakes482 (3:21:46 PM):BLOCKED
Tapestries Edge (3:21:55 PM): ok then <HR>Previous message was not received by Pancakes482 because of error (3:21:56 PM): User [size=+0]Pancakes482[/size][size=+0] is not available. <HR>[/size]
Pancakes482 (2:59:43 PM):hi
Pancakes482 (3:00:07 PM):HI
Tapestries Edge (3:00:11 PM): hi
Pancakes482 (3:00:15 PM)::-(
Tapestries Edge (3:00:18 PM): ?
Pancakes482 (3:00:23 PM):That's it?
Pancakes482 (3:00:26 PM):hello
Pancakes482 (3:00:26 PM):hi
Pancakes482 (3:00:30 PM):and we never talk again? :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:00:41 PM): no, of couse not
Pancakes482 (3:00:44 PM):k
Tapestries Edge (3:00:55 PM): that would not be fun
Pancakes482 (3:01:05 PM):It most certainly would not :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:01:09 PM): true
Pancakes482 (3:01:16 PM):Unless of course, you're boring, which I hope you're not
Tapestries Edge (3:01:30 PM): i am not, are you?
Pancakes482 (3:01:36 PM):I don't know
Pancakes482 (3:01:41 PM):I'm bored alot of the time :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:01:57 PM): thats not good
Pancakes482 (3:02:11 PM):You're familiar :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:02:17 PM): am i?
Pancakes482 (3:02:26 PM):You're either Sarah, or someone who talks alot like her
Tapestries Edge (3:02:46 PM): Whitch sarah?
Pancakes482 (3:02:52 PM):Matt's Sarah
Pancakes482 (3:03:20 PM):Are you going to keep me guessing or are you going to tell me who you are? :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:03:48 PM): matts Sarah?
Pancakes482 (3:03:55 PM):Matt's Sarah
Tapestries Edge (3:04:08 PM): "PrisonerOfSatan" sarah?
Pancakes482 (3:04:46 PM):...I don't think Sarah would have that as her name
Tapestries Edge (3:05:02 PM): ok
Pancakes482 (3:05:22 PM):Who are you :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:05:31 PM): I know a sarah who has a bf named matt and thats her sn
Tapestries Edge (3:05:38 PM): Who are you?
Pancakes482 (3:05:49 PM):YOU FUCKING IM'D ME DON'T ASK ME UNTIL YOU ASNWER >
Tapestries Edge (3:06:08 PM): I am myself, that is to say, I can not objectively define who I am, and the restraints therefor have been placed within me preventing such a thought.
Pancakes482 (3:06:22 PM):Are you from UltimateMetal.com?
Tapestries Edge (3:06:28 PM): no
Pancakes482 (3:06:35 PM):Are you from a forum?
Tapestries Edge (3:06:41 PM): are you from canda?
Pancakes482 (3:06:55 PM):Yes, I'm from Canda, my uncles name was Roy >
Pancakes482 (3:07:00 PM):I'm assuming you meant Canada :-(
Pancakes482 (3:07:04 PM):I live in Hamilton :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:07:15 PM): yes, canada, sorry
Tapestries Edge (3:08:10 PM): so then, seen any good movies?
Pancakes482 (3:08:17 PM):I just watched Battle Royale
Pancakes482 (3:08:23 PM):Where did you get my AIM? :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:08:46 PM): The Leyline gave it to me.
Pancakes482 (3:08:55 PM):what :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:09:09 PM): do you walk the Leyline?
Pancakes482 (3:09:16 PM):I don't know what the fuck that is :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:09:27 PM): the way of the dragon
Pancakes482 (3:09:54 PM):Oh for christs sake, I fucking hate Wheel of Time, I'm going to fucking block you if you bring it up again >
Tapestries Edge (3:10:12 PM): wheel of time?
Tapestries Edge (3:10:18 PM): whatever
Tapestries Edge (3:10:25 PM): moiveing on
Tapestries Edge (3:10:49 PM): nice weather we are haveing, eh?
Pancakes482 (3:11:03 PM):wtf yo >
Tapestries Edge (3:11:14 PM): huh?
Pancakes482 (3:11:17 PM):I hate hot weather
Pancakes482 (3:11:19 PM):who are you :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:11:47 PM): someone who thinks it should never go below 80
Tapestries Edge (3:11:57 PM): i love the heat
Pancakes482 (3:12:00 PM):Then it's someone who deserves to die :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:12:07 PM): it's so warm
Pancakes482 (3:12:13 PM):I have A/C
Pancakes482 (3:12:20 PM):ok
Tapestries Edge (3:12:31 PM): so do i , i just don't use it
Pancakes482 (3:12:59 PM):If you live anywhere near me, it's going to be hard to fight the temptation to make threataning phone calls :-(
Pancakes482 (3:13:24 PM):>
Pancakes482 (3:13:38 PM):Where did you get my screen name? :-(
Tapestries Edge (3:13:39 PM): huh?
Tapestries Edge (3:14:24 PM): i told you, the ley line gave it to me, and that has nothing to do with the wheel of time
Pancakes482 (3:14:40 PM):Well that's totally irrelevant because I don't know what the fuck the ley line is
Tapestries Edge (3:15:19 PM): you got a gf?
Pancakes482 (3:15:38 PM):What the fuck :-(
Pancakes482 (3:15:54 PM):I don't even know who you are, you have no right to ask about my personal life.
Pancakes482 (3:16:25 PM):Now explain to me, in a simple way, a way I can understand, who you are and where you got my screen name, or I'm warning you and blocking you.
Tapestries Edge (3:16:33 PM): ok, sorry
Tapestries Edge (3:17:55 PM): i truely am myself, that is all i can say or they will kill me
Pancakes482 (3:18:05 PM):oh for christs sake pal
Pancakes482 (3:18:13 PM):this is the internet, not dungeons and dragons
Tapestries Edge (3:18:28 PM): i never liked D&D
Pancakes482 (3:18:39 PM):You have, one more chance, without mentioning the leyline, to tell me who you are and where you got my screen name, and then you're blocked.
Tapestries Edge (3:19:24 PM): holis
Pancakes482 (3:21:01 PM):what
Tapestries Edge (3:21:07 PM): so then, what are you wearing?
Pancakes482 (3:21:18 PM):AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pancakes482 (3:21:22 PM):I just swallowed my gum :'(
Pancakes482 (3:21:30 PM):If this was a forum
Pancakes482 (3:21:32 PM):I'd hold up a big sign
Pancakes482 (3:21:34 PM):that said
Pancakes482 (3:21:37 PM):'BANNED' on it
Tapestries Edge (3:21:38 PM): k
Pancakes482 (3:21:39 PM):but this isn't
Pancakes482 (3:21:43 PM):so I'm just going to go with
Pancakes482 (3:21:46 PM):BLOCKED
Tapestries Edge (3:21:55 PM): ok then <HR>Previous message was not received by Pancakes482 because of error (3:21:56 PM): User [size=+0]Pancakes482[/size][size=+0] is not available. <HR>[/size]
Steve
New Metal Member
SatanOfBodom666 (12:17:22 PM): Hello, I searched google for a recipe for pancakes and your name came up. can you please gie me a recipt for pancakes?
Pancakes482 (12:17:38 PM): Go to the store and buy mix. Then just add water.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:17:58 PM): so your name is pancakes and you're made from a mix?
Pancakes482 (12:18:14 PM): Yup.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:18:25 PM): don't you add milk and butter too?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:18:36 PM): YOU WANT ME TO HAVE BAD PANCAKES, DON'T YOU!!!!!
Pancakes482 (12:18:52 PM): you don't need to if you don't want to :[
SatanOfBodom666 (12:18:59 PM): I'm not wearing pants
SatanOfBodom666 (12:19:07 PM): are you?
Pancakes482 (12:19:10 PM): nope
SatanOfBodom666 (12:19:14 PM): you are teh win
Pancakes482 (12:19:36 PM): yup
SatanOfBodom666 (12:19:37 PM): pants are teh suxor
SatanOfBodom666 (12:19:53 PM): are you wearing a funny hat?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:20:09 PM): I'm wearing a fuzzy purple hat
Pancakes482 (12:20:17 PM): I'm wearing a cat hat.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:20:30 PM): are you eating a caT?
Pancakes482 (12:20:36 PM): No, but he's sleeping on my head.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:20:44 PM): my cat did that last night
Pancakes482 (12:20:53 PM): It's funny when they curl up behind your ear.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:21:02 PM): I'm coughing up hairballs
SatanOfBodom666 (12:21:10 PM): I tried to eat him
SatanOfBodom666 (12:21:15 PM): in my sleep
Pancakes482 (12:21:17 PM): =-O
Pancakes482 (12:21:23 PM): Did he come through ok?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:21:41 PM): yes, except a hole
SatanOfBodom666 (12:21:47 PM): no, h was fine
Pancakes482 (12:22:05 PM):
SatanOfBodom666 (12:22:09 PM): would you like to join the church of satan?
Pancakes482 (12:22:27 PM): Only if I can eat those communion wafers all I want
SatanOfBodom666 (12:22:36 PM): too fucking bad, I'm a jesus freak
SatanOfBodom666 (12:22:42 PM): join the catholic church
Pancakes482 (12:22:48 PM): haha
SatanOfBodom666 (12:22:58 PM): no, join the infernal order of lucifer
Pancakes482 (12:23:12 PM): I think you have more than one person in your head :-(
SatanOfBodom666 (12:23:26 PM): No, I have one in each head
Pancakes482 (12:23:32 PM): cool
SatanOfBodom666 (12:23:39 PM): but I only have one head
SatanOfBodom666 (12:23:49 PM): but I can draw faces on my ass cheeks
Pancakes482 (12:24:25 PM): I have a maple leaf on one ass cheeck and a propeller on the other one
SatanOfBodom666 (12:24:40 PM): canadian aviator?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:24:46 PM): eh?
Pancakes482 (12:24:47 PM): seaman
Pancakes482 (12:24:51 PM): ;-)
SatanOfBodom666 (12:24:56 PM): cna you swim?
Pancakes482 (12:25:00 PM): yes
Pancakes482 (12:25:02 PM): I was born in Vancouver
Pancakes482 (12:25:06 PM): I breath water
SatanOfBodom666 (12:25:12 PM): so you're canadian, eh?
Pancakes482 (12:25:33 PM): No, I'm Arabian. I just say I'm Canadian to annoy people.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:25:35 PM): if you're in canada, isn't it too coold to not be wearing pants?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:25:45 PM): or are you scottish so you're wearing a kilt
Pancakes482 (12:26:00 PM): It's never to cold to go pantsless
SatanOfBodom666 (12:26:00 PM): then john ashcroft thinks you'rea terrorist
Pancakes482 (12:26:26 PM): I met John Ashcroft once. He kept talking about something called Pikachu.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:26:37 PM): pikachu = satan
SatanOfBodom666 (12:27:00 PM): I figured you're a guy since you aren't wearing pants and you didn't try to start cybersex
Pancakes482 (12:27:17 PM): You're a detective.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:27:20 PM): hey, I'm satan too
SatanOfBodom666 (12:27:36 PM): I am?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:27:40 PM): I thought I wa a pimp
Pancakes482 (12:27:40 PM): :coolfish:
Pancakes482 (12:27:59 PM): Satan is a pimp
SatanOfBodom666 (12:28:17 PM): and dani filth is his whore
Pancakes482 (12:28:37 PM): I've never heard any Cradle of Filth. I think this makes me cool.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:28:50 PM): They suck
SatanOfBodom666 (12:28:58 PM): like Opeth
SatanOfBodom666 (12:29:04 PM): and all metal bands
SatanOfBodom666 (12:29:18 PM): satan likes disco
Pancakes482 (12:29:23 PM): AC/DC and Motorhead are the only good metal bands.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:29:36 PM): AC/DC isn't metal
SatanOfBodom666 (12:29:40 PM): they'e had rock
SatanOfBodom666 (12:29:55 PM): lemmy is god
SatanOfBodom666 (12:30:01 PM): and since I'm satan, I have to hate him
SatanOfBodom666 (12:30:07 PM): so I hate motorhead
SatanOfBodom666 (12:30:21 PM): and If you don't like metal, then why did you go to an Opeth concert?
Pancakes482 (12:30:21 PM): Well, at least you've got a good reason to hate Motorhead
Pancakes482 (12:30:32 PM): There was no metal played at that concert.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:30:43 PM): just damnation?
Pancakes482 (12:30:50 PM): Yessa
Pancakes482 (12:30:53 PM): and some older soft stuff
SatanOfBodom666 (12:31:00 PM): but you still went to an opeth concert
Pancakes482 (12:31:12 PM): I went to a Porcupine Tree concert, Opeth were just opening >
SatanOfBodom666 (12:31:19 PM): oh, right
SatanOfBodom666 (12:32:01 PM): porcupines are spikey
SatanOfBodom666 (12:32:08 PM): they don't make good chairs
SatanOfBodom666 (12:32:14 PM): or lawn ornaments
Pancakes482 (12:32:19 PM): but trees do make good chairs
Pancakes482 (12:32:22 PM): PARADOX
Pancakes482 (12:32:23 PM): OMFG
Pancakes482 (12:32:28 PM): THE UNIVERSE IS COLLAPSING ON ITSELF
SatanOfBodom666 (12:32:31 PM): they kill oyu when you run them over with lawnmowers
Pancakes482 (12:32:44 PM): not all of them
SatanOfBodom666 (12:32:49 PM): canada is another universe anyway
Pancakes482 (12:32:56 PM): yeah
Pancakes482 (12:32:59 PM): it's so big :-(
SatanOfBodom666 (12:33:20 PM): and everyone says ", eh?" after everything
SatanOfBodom666 (12:33:32 PM): and people have weird names like Jameth and Yannick
SatanOfBodom666 (12:33:39 PM): ANd they all play hockey
SatanOfBodom666 (12:34:03 PM): so they whack stuff with sticks
Pancakes482 (12:34:04 PM): people also h ave weird names like Geddy and Ashley (boy)
SatanOfBodom666 (12:34:09 PM): you like whacking, don't you
Pancakes482 (12:34:10 PM): AND THERE ARE NO BLACKS HERE
Pancakes482 (12:34:12 PM): woof
SatanOfBodom666 (12:34:48 PM): black becomes white from snow
SatanOfBodom666 (12:36:11 PM): an satan cools down
SatanOfBodom666 (12:36:27 PM): ever see me sprinting through a parking lot and run into a pile of snow?
Pancakes482 (12:36:28 PM): In the hell located directly below Canada, it snows alot.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:36:32 PM): it hurts when you're satan
Pancakes482 (12:36:44 PM): It's easily the most pleasant place in Hell.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:36:49 PM): minnesota is hell?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:36:55 PM): I thought is was new jersey
SatanOfBodom666 (12:37:02 PM): time t opack my bags and move
Pancakes482 (12:37:08 PM): Move to Canada
SatanOfBodom666 (12:37:11 PM): want to be satan's bitch?
Pancakes482 (12:37:15 PM): learn how to say 'eh' properly
Pancakes482 (12:37:21 PM): Belial is Satan's bitch
SatanOfBodom666 (12:37:31 PM): no, he's TSR's bitch
Pancakes482 (12:37:38 PM): TSRTSRTSR
SatanOfBodom666 (12:38:04 PM): canadians are also named randolph
SatanOfBodom666 (12:38:16 PM): http://www.villagehatshop.com/media...dy-purle-sm.gif
SatanOfBodom666 (12:38:19 PM): that's my hat
Pancakes482 (12:38:26 PM): I used to have one like it
SatanOfBodom666 (12:38:28 PM): ;pimp daddy satan
SatanOfBodom666 (12:39:05 PM): mine is fuzzier
Pancakes482 (12:39:14 PM): mine is cattier
SatanOfBodom666 (12:39:32 PM): but you can't headbang with a cat on your head
Pancakes482 (12:40:02 PM): sure ya can
SatanOfBodom666 (12:40:06 PM): and you said you didn't like metal so you bitch about it here?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:40:07 PM): http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/...ad.php?t=100137
Pancakes482 (12:40:10 PM): you get used to the claws in your scalp
Pancakes482 (12:40:24 PM): hehe
SatanOfBodom666 (12:40:38 PM): used nail clippers ontheir claws
Pancakes482 (12:40:40 PM): I wrote that at six in the morning, after getting no sleep O
SatanOfBodom666 (12:40:43 PM): then the fly off
SatanOfBodom666 (12:41:06 PM): do you knwo how to make a cat go woof?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:41:26 PM): pour gas on it, then throw a lit match at it... WOOF! it ignites
Pancakes482 (12:41:45 PM): hahahaha
SatanOfBodom666 (12:42:11 PM): do you know how to make a dog go meow?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:42:16 PM): shove a cat up it's ass
Pancakes482 (12:42:24 PM): :-(
Pancakes482 (12:42:29 PM): Cats > Dogs
SatanOfBodom666 (12:42:37 PM): do you know how to make a cow go neigh?
Pancakes482 (12:43:04 PM): brb
SatanOfBodom666 (12:43:04 PM): make it lose some fcking weight and put a namp in one of it's stomachs
SatanOfBodom666 (12:43:22 PM): cats are good
SatanOfBodom666 (12:45:07 PM): but anal sex is bad
SatanOfBodom666 (12:45:17 PM): and you know that's what black cats mean!
SatanOfBodom666 (12:45:45 PM): but potatoes are good, they can be used to get people out of your way
SatanOfBodom666 (12:46:06 PM): and to steal cinder blocks to break windows to steal good stufff
SatanOfBodom666 (12:47:32 PM): are you there?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:47:36 PM): is yo momma there?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:47:44 PM): is yo mommas momma there?
Pancakes482 (12:17:38 PM): Go to the store and buy mix. Then just add water.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:17:58 PM): so your name is pancakes and you're made from a mix?
Pancakes482 (12:18:14 PM): Yup.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:18:25 PM): don't you add milk and butter too?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:18:36 PM): YOU WANT ME TO HAVE BAD PANCAKES, DON'T YOU!!!!!
Pancakes482 (12:18:52 PM): you don't need to if you don't want to :[
SatanOfBodom666 (12:18:59 PM): I'm not wearing pants
SatanOfBodom666 (12:19:07 PM): are you?
Pancakes482 (12:19:10 PM): nope
SatanOfBodom666 (12:19:14 PM): you are teh win
Pancakes482 (12:19:36 PM): yup
SatanOfBodom666 (12:19:37 PM): pants are teh suxor
SatanOfBodom666 (12:19:53 PM): are you wearing a funny hat?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:20:09 PM): I'm wearing a fuzzy purple hat
Pancakes482 (12:20:17 PM): I'm wearing a cat hat.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:20:30 PM): are you eating a caT?
Pancakes482 (12:20:36 PM): No, but he's sleeping on my head.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:20:44 PM): my cat did that last night
Pancakes482 (12:20:53 PM): It's funny when they curl up behind your ear.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:21:02 PM): I'm coughing up hairballs
SatanOfBodom666 (12:21:10 PM): I tried to eat him
SatanOfBodom666 (12:21:15 PM): in my sleep
Pancakes482 (12:21:17 PM): =-O
Pancakes482 (12:21:23 PM): Did he come through ok?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:21:41 PM): yes, except a hole
SatanOfBodom666 (12:21:47 PM): no, h was fine
Pancakes482 (12:22:05 PM):
SatanOfBodom666 (12:22:09 PM): would you like to join the church of satan?
Pancakes482 (12:22:27 PM): Only if I can eat those communion wafers all I want
SatanOfBodom666 (12:22:36 PM): too fucking bad, I'm a jesus freak
SatanOfBodom666 (12:22:42 PM): join the catholic church
Pancakes482 (12:22:48 PM): haha
SatanOfBodom666 (12:22:58 PM): no, join the infernal order of lucifer
Pancakes482 (12:23:12 PM): I think you have more than one person in your head :-(
SatanOfBodom666 (12:23:26 PM): No, I have one in each head
Pancakes482 (12:23:32 PM): cool
SatanOfBodom666 (12:23:39 PM): but I only have one head
SatanOfBodom666 (12:23:49 PM): but I can draw faces on my ass cheeks
Pancakes482 (12:24:25 PM): I have a maple leaf on one ass cheeck and a propeller on the other one
SatanOfBodom666 (12:24:40 PM): canadian aviator?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:24:46 PM): eh?
Pancakes482 (12:24:47 PM): seaman
Pancakes482 (12:24:51 PM): ;-)
SatanOfBodom666 (12:24:56 PM): cna you swim?
Pancakes482 (12:25:00 PM): yes
Pancakes482 (12:25:02 PM): I was born in Vancouver
Pancakes482 (12:25:06 PM): I breath water
SatanOfBodom666 (12:25:12 PM): so you're canadian, eh?
Pancakes482 (12:25:33 PM): No, I'm Arabian. I just say I'm Canadian to annoy people.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:25:35 PM): if you're in canada, isn't it too coold to not be wearing pants?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:25:45 PM): or are you scottish so you're wearing a kilt
Pancakes482 (12:26:00 PM): It's never to cold to go pantsless
SatanOfBodom666 (12:26:00 PM): then john ashcroft thinks you'rea terrorist
Pancakes482 (12:26:26 PM): I met John Ashcroft once. He kept talking about something called Pikachu.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:26:37 PM): pikachu = satan
SatanOfBodom666 (12:27:00 PM): I figured you're a guy since you aren't wearing pants and you didn't try to start cybersex
Pancakes482 (12:27:17 PM): You're a detective.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:27:20 PM): hey, I'm satan too
SatanOfBodom666 (12:27:36 PM): I am?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:27:40 PM): I thought I wa a pimp
Pancakes482 (12:27:40 PM): :coolfish:
Pancakes482 (12:27:59 PM): Satan is a pimp
SatanOfBodom666 (12:28:17 PM): and dani filth is his whore
Pancakes482 (12:28:37 PM): I've never heard any Cradle of Filth. I think this makes me cool.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:28:50 PM): They suck
SatanOfBodom666 (12:28:58 PM): like Opeth
SatanOfBodom666 (12:29:04 PM): and all metal bands
SatanOfBodom666 (12:29:18 PM): satan likes disco
Pancakes482 (12:29:23 PM): AC/DC and Motorhead are the only good metal bands.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:29:36 PM): AC/DC isn't metal
SatanOfBodom666 (12:29:40 PM): they'e had rock
SatanOfBodom666 (12:29:55 PM): lemmy is god
SatanOfBodom666 (12:30:01 PM): and since I'm satan, I have to hate him
SatanOfBodom666 (12:30:07 PM): so I hate motorhead
SatanOfBodom666 (12:30:21 PM): and If you don't like metal, then why did you go to an Opeth concert?
Pancakes482 (12:30:21 PM): Well, at least you've got a good reason to hate Motorhead
Pancakes482 (12:30:32 PM): There was no metal played at that concert.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:30:43 PM): just damnation?
Pancakes482 (12:30:50 PM): Yessa
Pancakes482 (12:30:53 PM): and some older soft stuff
SatanOfBodom666 (12:31:00 PM): but you still went to an opeth concert
Pancakes482 (12:31:12 PM): I went to a Porcupine Tree concert, Opeth were just opening >
SatanOfBodom666 (12:31:19 PM): oh, right
SatanOfBodom666 (12:32:01 PM): porcupines are spikey
SatanOfBodom666 (12:32:08 PM): they don't make good chairs
SatanOfBodom666 (12:32:14 PM): or lawn ornaments
Pancakes482 (12:32:19 PM): but trees do make good chairs
Pancakes482 (12:32:22 PM): PARADOX
Pancakes482 (12:32:23 PM): OMFG
Pancakes482 (12:32:28 PM): THE UNIVERSE IS COLLAPSING ON ITSELF
SatanOfBodom666 (12:32:31 PM): they kill oyu when you run them over with lawnmowers
Pancakes482 (12:32:44 PM): not all of them
SatanOfBodom666 (12:32:49 PM): canada is another universe anyway
Pancakes482 (12:32:56 PM): yeah
Pancakes482 (12:32:59 PM): it's so big :-(
SatanOfBodom666 (12:33:20 PM): and everyone says ", eh?" after everything
SatanOfBodom666 (12:33:32 PM): and people have weird names like Jameth and Yannick
SatanOfBodom666 (12:33:39 PM): ANd they all play hockey
SatanOfBodom666 (12:34:03 PM): so they whack stuff with sticks
Pancakes482 (12:34:04 PM): people also h ave weird names like Geddy and Ashley (boy)
SatanOfBodom666 (12:34:09 PM): you like whacking, don't you
Pancakes482 (12:34:10 PM): AND THERE ARE NO BLACKS HERE
Pancakes482 (12:34:12 PM): woof
SatanOfBodom666 (12:34:48 PM): black becomes white from snow
SatanOfBodom666 (12:36:11 PM): an satan cools down
SatanOfBodom666 (12:36:27 PM): ever see me sprinting through a parking lot and run into a pile of snow?
Pancakes482 (12:36:28 PM): In the hell located directly below Canada, it snows alot.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:36:32 PM): it hurts when you're satan
Pancakes482 (12:36:44 PM): It's easily the most pleasant place in Hell.
SatanOfBodom666 (12:36:49 PM): minnesota is hell?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:36:55 PM): I thought is was new jersey
SatanOfBodom666 (12:37:02 PM): time t opack my bags and move
Pancakes482 (12:37:08 PM): Move to Canada
SatanOfBodom666 (12:37:11 PM): want to be satan's bitch?
Pancakes482 (12:37:15 PM): learn how to say 'eh' properly
Pancakes482 (12:37:21 PM): Belial is Satan's bitch
SatanOfBodom666 (12:37:31 PM): no, he's TSR's bitch
Pancakes482 (12:37:38 PM): TSRTSRTSR
SatanOfBodom666 (12:38:04 PM): canadians are also named randolph
SatanOfBodom666 (12:38:16 PM): http://www.villagehatshop.com/media...dy-purle-sm.gif
SatanOfBodom666 (12:38:19 PM): that's my hat
Pancakes482 (12:38:26 PM): I used to have one like it
SatanOfBodom666 (12:38:28 PM): ;pimp daddy satan
SatanOfBodom666 (12:39:05 PM): mine is fuzzier
Pancakes482 (12:39:14 PM): mine is cattier
SatanOfBodom666 (12:39:32 PM): but you can't headbang with a cat on your head
Pancakes482 (12:40:02 PM): sure ya can
SatanOfBodom666 (12:40:06 PM): and you said you didn't like metal so you bitch about it here?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:40:07 PM): http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/...ad.php?t=100137
Pancakes482 (12:40:10 PM): you get used to the claws in your scalp
Pancakes482 (12:40:24 PM): hehe
SatanOfBodom666 (12:40:38 PM): used nail clippers ontheir claws
Pancakes482 (12:40:40 PM): I wrote that at six in the morning, after getting no sleep O
SatanOfBodom666 (12:40:43 PM): then the fly off
SatanOfBodom666 (12:41:06 PM): do you knwo how to make a cat go woof?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:41:26 PM): pour gas on it, then throw a lit match at it... WOOF! it ignites
Pancakes482 (12:41:45 PM): hahahaha
SatanOfBodom666 (12:42:11 PM): do you know how to make a dog go meow?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:42:16 PM): shove a cat up it's ass
Pancakes482 (12:42:24 PM): :-(
Pancakes482 (12:42:29 PM): Cats > Dogs
SatanOfBodom666 (12:42:37 PM): do you know how to make a cow go neigh?
Pancakes482 (12:43:04 PM): brb
SatanOfBodom666 (12:43:04 PM): make it lose some fcking weight and put a namp in one of it's stomachs
SatanOfBodom666 (12:43:22 PM): cats are good
SatanOfBodom666 (12:45:07 PM): but anal sex is bad
SatanOfBodom666 (12:45:17 PM): and you know that's what black cats mean!
SatanOfBodom666 (12:45:45 PM): but potatoes are good, they can be used to get people out of your way
SatanOfBodom666 (12:46:06 PM): and to steal cinder blocks to break windows to steal good stufff
SatanOfBodom666 (12:47:32 PM): are you there?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:47:36 PM): is yo momma there?
SatanOfBodom666 (12:47:44 PM): is yo mommas momma there?
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tara said:
ummm... i havent updated anything on my profile since mark changed the UM servers and we had to reregister-in may of 2001!
i havent used that name on aim in over 2 years!
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