Elton John is pretty hard and heavy. When hes sleeping over with me.![]()
I have a (straight) friend who publically admitted he'd let Elton John drill his ass. He got some funny looks from people.
I hope he meant in exchange for large sums of money...
Back when I was in high school I was always looking for the heaviest most brutal bands. Nowadays I could give a shit. I like some really heavy bands but I mostly just listen to metal bands who have good songwriting, atmosphere and riffs. How fast and heavy the band is really doesn't interest me anymore. Same with how skilled or technical they are. Those things are no longer relevant to me.
I can agree, I just listen to whatever appeals to me.
I lost that first impression when I got into extreme metal over a few years ago, the one where I belived that such music that was too brutal for my ears actually existed. Now, there really isn't anything that stands out in that regard and I really miss that overwhelming feeling. I remember years ago when I first listened to Morbid Angel and thought they were heavy, only to hear Nile right after and be blown away by how much heavier they were. Now, I really can't tell the difference between bands, its just music to me and nothing to me is "heavy."
Behemoth still blows me away. So does FUCKING SLAYER!!!!!!!!!
Slayer is probably the one band that makes most metalheads fucking lose it like crazy.
Yeah I know what you mean. I remember the first time I heard Marduk and I was like "Holy fucking shit!!!" Now it's just casual listening to me. What really pumps me up nowadays is not how brutal a band is but just how much the music itself moves me. For example, Spellbound by Dimmu Borgir makes me scream my ass off when I've got it in the car but I can find WAY more brutal shit out there that does nothing for me.
I also strangley desire to dress up in excesssive and gaudy drag whenever I hear poison...
I'd be such a skanky bitch if I was a chick... holy fuck...
Seriously dude... I had a sore neck and back for days afterwards and my voice was totally raw. The guy sitting next to me had a cane and had to be around 40 and he and I were just headbanging our asses off and high fiving each other throughout the set... fucking hilarious!
I also strangley desire to dress up in excesssive and gaudy drag whenever I hear poison...
I'd be such a skanky bitch if I was a chick... holy fuck...
Old people who like metal are the fucking greatest.