Have a happy 4th!

LIES

We're mostly Nigerian royalty looking for bank accounts to deposit our inheritance in. But we need $10,000 up front.
 
Yes, please. I need to verify it's really you and not Uncle Mtabtulvades, trying to claim the $20 million.
 
well i probably wont drink at all on the 4th because im going to celebrate in the other american fashion by shooting guns and setting off illegal fireworks!

Goat Bless America :kickass:
 
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Our car is sick so it's going to be us chickens in the house, nothing out of the ordinary really. But my fourth of July is finally having peace and quiet for once around here, and I had to work last year so I'm pretty excited about this years fourth. :)