Have f**ken fun,while i'm sleepless >:(

[Strangelight]

did you know that eating cheese before you go to sleep gives you easily nightmares?

'tis true, 'tis true, hence doth I foronce dreamt of a compendium entitled 'guess the Pete' whilst having consumed an amount of Dutch edam.

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

if you give me 60€, ill tell you what your dream means.

 

[rafael]

brown cheese? you must think we're stupid!

Hahahahahahahahahaha nice one!

 

[rafael]

Brown cheese is in no way viking, not if us Danes have a say in a matter. Most disgusting thing I ever tasted uke: .

You don't, everyone knows that the true vikings were norwegian... sweds were the pussies with long, light hair and danes were the snobs...

 

[Allan]

Snob vikings? What a concept!

But weren't you Norwegians Danes until quite recently? Your flag is even a cover version of "Dannebrog". (which we got from some Estonian tribe but nevermind that).

I'm pretty sure all the cool vikings were Danes anyway, and no way did they eat brown cheese .

 

[Strangelight]

You don't, everyone knows that the true vikings were norwegian... sweds were the pussies with long, light hair and danes were the snobs...

bollocks, up the Danes!!!

 

[rafael]

Snob vikings? What a concept!

But weren't you Norwegians Danes until quite recently? Your flag is even a cover version of "Dannebrog". (which we got from some Estonian tribe but nevermind that).

I'm pretty sure all the cool vikings were Danes anyway, and no way did they eat brown cheese .

More like snobs calling themselves vikings... that's because we got all warm and nice after christianity came to norway and you used the situation for your own good. We've on our own feets in almost 150 years now, which is not bad..

Danes were, as I said, nothing more than snobs calling themselves danes. And now you even put a potato in your children's throat to cover the fact that you speak norwegian, just to sound danish.

 

[Strangelight]

the Danish invented bacon anyway

 

[Allan]

More like snobs calling themselves vikings... that's because we got all warm and nice after christianity came to norway and you used the situation for your own good. We've on our own feets in almost 150 years now, which is not bad..

Danes were, as I said, nothing more than snobs calling themselves danes. And now you even put a potato in your children's throat to cover the fact that you speak norwegian, just to sound danish.

Eh? Affraid you lost me there . But I still like the concept of viking snobs.

I can't stand bacon.

 

[Strangelight]

posh vikings?

 

[Allan]

That's what they call us Danes.

 

[Allan]

Oh and you ripped us off on them oilfields in the North Sea, bastards.

 

[rafael]

Mmmmh.. *lost*

 

[Allan]

Mmmmh.. *lost*

Sure, now you deny it.

 

[rafael]

Deny what?

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

the Danish invented bacon anyway

cunts!

 

[Dhatura]

Now, to enlighten the ignorant, let me inform you that all the vikings were the subordinates of our mighty hun tribes with their quick horses and ability to shoot their arrows while turning back on their gallopping horses. Our empire stretched from the Ural to what later became known as Liverpool, and as the viking tribes were not able to cope with the overwhelming technical mastery and intellectual superiority of the hun "brothers", whose social establishment was by all means the most developed of the time, they decided to migrate to the northern territories of the European peninsula, where there was much colder (well, still is), and incomparably scantier agricultural potentials, still, they would endure the harsh geographical conditions rather than constantly feel that even though they are taller and blonder, they are much less MAN than our men.

 

[Allan]

Nah, that can't be right. Hun tribes, doesn't exactly ring like VIKINGS.

 

[Strangelight]

huns?

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

wait i thought the huns were from asia. attila etc?