Have you ever dreamt of other board members?

[Dead Winter]

And probably as cockstrong as the retards.

 

[Morganna]

I plead the 5th.

 

[Captain Beard]

My penis is mighty, but I dare not see what it can hold up, that would be silly. Now stay out of my dreams before I show you my hairy asshole in yours.

 

[Morganna]

The scariest was when I dreamt the Nevermore porn photoshop thread came to life.

I almost missed this!

 

[Dead Winter]

I am a weapon, sent to annoy the unholy. And you sir, violated my sacred sleep with your WORDSWORDSWORDS.

No, that was me violating your anus with my gigantic PENISPENISPENIS.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I've had dreams involving most of the board members I've met in person. Other than that, I know I had a dream involving Russell, that I posted about in the dream thread. Oh and a dream in which Dead Winter was being a complete asshole, yelling all sorts of rude things for no apparent reason. Sorry

 

[Super Mahrio]

You never give up do you?

 

[Captain Beard]

No, that was me violating your anus with my gigantic PENISPENISPENIS.

You couldn't do that, for my ass is a black hole void into the fart dimension. My very shits require 6 magnetic fields to avoid warping the toilet.

 

[Dead Winter]

My penis is mighty, but I dare not see what it can hold up, that would be silly. Now stay out of my dreams before I show you my hairy asshole in yours.

I wouldn't be in your dreams if you weren't so passive aggressive, tightly wound, and didn't harbor such animosity of such trivial things.

 

[Super Mahrio]

I've had dreams involving most of the board members I've met in person. Other than that, I know I had a dream involving Russell, that I posted about in the dream thread. Oh and a dream in which Dead Winter was being a complete asshole, yelling all sorts of rude things for no apparent reason. Sorry

lolz
i had a dream about you and Derick and Sam...Sam bought a new house and for some reason i was there and was staying with her in her new house and it was awesome! we all partyed!

 

[Captain Beard]

I wouldn't be in your dreams if you weren't so passive aggressive, tightly wound, and didn't harbor such animosity of such trivial things.

Oho, so you admit to actively ruining my nonsensical screensaver-on-the-mind time! I'll be sure to show up in yours as the director of an out of tune bagpipe parade, followed by wailing infants, followed by an all deaf retard choir.

 

[Dead Winter]

I've had dreams involving most of the board members I've met in person. Other than that, I know I had a dream involving Russell, that I posted about in the dream thread. Oh and a dream in which Dead Winter was being a complete asshole, yelling all sorts of rude things for no apparent reason. Sorry

 

[Dead Winter]

Oho, so you admit to actively ruining my nonsensical screensaver-on-the-mind time! I'll be sure to show up in yours as the director of an out of tune bagpipe parade, followed by wailing infants, followed by an all deaf retard choir.

Oh God no...not the wailing infants. I can take the others but not the infants.

 

[Liverslapper]

Chris and David get to your corners, round 1 is over.

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh relax, they'll be built into an automatic baby-kicking machine, ordered by vocal pitch. It'll be the greatest instrument ever made. I need this in MY dream...

Steve: Nah, I'mma go listen to Ten Masked Men, I wish to hear death metal pop covers.

 

[Liverslapper]

OK round 2. ding ding ding.

 

[Captain Beard]

Ding ding ding... MEXICAN TACO TRUCK?! *Runs to raid taco cart*

 

[Dead Winter]

I don't like messing around with Captain...he tends to really hit below the belt sometimes and it's usually completely uncalled for. It gives me a sense of real and true animosity towards me and that's a little unnerving. Sarcasm is one thing...

 

[Liverslapper]

mmmm tacos!

 

[Captain Beard]

Below the belt? The fact you're Tim Buckley on a forum is below the belt? I don't KNOW enough about you to hit below the belt that I'M aware of. Do explain.