have you ever heard a female say "museums make me wet!!!" ?

[NAD]

because i'm taking a first date to a museum this weekend and i'd like to get laid.

feedback appreciated, thanks.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

no, but I have heard a chick who said "old things make me horny"... but she was referring to older men. (note: not seniors)

 

[Mormagil]

If I had, I'd be married. So no.

 

[lurch70]

just pretend to be really annoyed to be in the museum and you should be fine.

remember ... women like bastards!!!

 

[NAD]

hahaha

"fuck this place."
"this was your idea!"
"fuck you!"
"okay i'm wet now."

holy shit this is gonna rule.

 

[Mormagil]

 

[Thanatopsis123]

 

[KILL TULLY]

If a chick said that ide point and laugh and drink beer all over the place.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

\m/

 

[cthulufhtagn]

unless it's either the tower of london or a decommissioned battleship you lose.




or the musee d'orsay. man i could live there.

 

[Demonspell]

Make only a half-hearted attempt to hide the fact that you're looking at other women more than the exhibits, most of which you can provide a mocking running commentary on that she'll find amusing, and you should be in the clear...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

"fuck this place."
"this was your idea!"
"fuck you!"
"okay i'm wet now."

holy shit this is gonna rule.

 

[NAD]

in real life i don't do such things, but my guitarist does:

dude: *steals drink*
chick: *harsh look*
d: "i just want a FUCKING sip, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
c: "i'll kill you."

i laughed for like 5 minutes straight and they just looked at me funny.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

only at sea world