Have you ever sat in a room while another coulple is having dirty sex?

[Mick Moss]

?

 

[my dying groom]

Hmmm not to my knowledge

 

[Bambi]

you'd wanna sort that milkman out mick, thats a liberty

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

what constitutes dirty?

 

[Dora]

does only sitting count? in dormitory its quite common that many ppl and "guests" sleep in one room.

 

[Alwin]

yes, actually - I slept over at a friend and he was in bed with his gf - they started doing the nasty after they checked whether I slept, but I just pretended to be asleep to spare them the embarrassment - they stopped when the phone went, it was his sister - I pretended to have woken up from the phone

 

[Allan]

To spare them the embarrassment? eah right.

 

[StevenK]

yes, and it was my bedroom, but then i got up and left
i left Yngwie Malmsteen playing on repeat, get them into the mood. the fuckers

 

[breaklose]

yes, actually - I slept over at a friend and he was in bed with his gf - they started doing the nasty after they checked whether I slept, but I just pretended to be asleep to spare them the embarrassment - they stopped when the phone went, it was his sister - I pretended to have woken up from the phone

to spare them the embarrassment? you must think we're stupid.

 

[my dying groom]

hahaha i was just thinking the same

 

[breaklose]

everyone thought that.

 

[siderea]

well i've to stand behind alwin on this one, well i dunno bout sex but when you're not exactly sure what the two people next to you in the bed are doing, you could try just to fall asleep

 

[Alwin]

well i've to stand behind alwin on this one, well i dunno bout sex but when you're not exactly sure what the two people next to you in the bed are doing, you could try just to fall asleep

thanks Sid

actually, they were done with foreplay when they checked if I was asleep, so if I had looked at them...

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Whenever I walk in on my roommate and his bird fucking in the livingroom I yell things like "What the fuck!?!?!" or "I hope you can afford this place on your own, cause I'm moving out!". Or I just laugh.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

why dont you have a wank?

 

[breaklose]

thanks Sid

ah shes nice to everyone alwin, dont misunderstand her intents.

 

[RottenAngel]

i've never been in a room with someone else having sex... and i'm not curious either!

 

[siderea]

why dont you have a wank?

wankers in the room are just as annoying

 

[breaklose]

haha oooh johannaaa.

 

[Susie]

sorry i found this and felt the need to post it on this thread haha