Have you ever turned down sex?!?!

[Reign in Acai]

I've done this twice in years past. One was with due reason, as I surmised that the chick had herpe sores in her nether regions. The fact that she had gastric bypass surgery and lost 150 lbs, only made the visualization that much more unappealing. White trash trollop, who took advantage of me by shoving her tongue down my esophagus as she escorted me back to my vehicle to grab a sweater. Coincidentally, this was the first night I ever got really hammered.

Herpe broad: "Hey wanna fuck?"
Ria: Ugh ugh ugh uhhh o.k (To buy time while I schemed up an exit strategy.)


The second time was with my best friend at the time. This broad had cannons bigger than Susperia's ego. The only thing was, she was easier than a game show hosted by Jeff Foxworthy. She also had a penchant for the snicker bars. She loved that elongated ebony tusk of musk don't ye know. This is one I truly regret, as it would have been a good cap to a friendship. I haven't seen the bint in years, so God damn did I swizzle myself.


Bint: (Puts condom on kitchen table) "Maybe I should try my hand at white guys"
RIA: "Well look at the time, I best be off".

 

[NAD]

Once. Her vagina was too big and was afeared. She gave great helmet though.

Another time I fell asleep during foreplay. That was awesome.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Once. Her vagina was too big and was afeared. She gave great helmet though.

Another time I fell asleep during foreplay. That was awesome.

Oh that reminds me of another tale from another party. The gastric bypass bint in question gave my buddy a blowjob for his birthday. I swear to fucking Odin, that these bints have all this pent of sexuality stored away, that once their fuda reaches 3 feet in circumference, they turn in to Ms. Pacman.

 

[skeptik]

yes

 

[Johanna]

Hah, I wasn't even 13 when I had turned down sex more than twice. It's fun to see how things differ between genders =)

 

[Reign in Acai]

I'm sure the females of the forum have been accosted on more than one occasion.

 

[Krilons Resa]

yep

 

[Susperia]

Herpe broad: "Hey wanna fuck?"

Bint: (Puts condom on kitchen table) "Maybe I should try my hand at white guys"

What ever happened to Romance?

 

[Mormagil]

Yes, but only after it had already happened before.

 

[Susperia]

Hah, I wasn't even 13 when I had turned down sex more than twice. It's fun to see how things differ between genders =)

Same here, or more.

I started saying no to sex at age 5. No joke. Unfortunately.

Kids grow up way too fast today...

 

[Krilons Resa]

there's a time and place for that. we aren;t talking about real relationships here. if so, i think we all have turned it down one time or another.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I started saying no to sex at age 5. No joke. Unfortunately.

Creepy drunk uncle trying to "have his way" with you?

 

[NAD]

What ever happened to Romance?

They moved to Phoenix.

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[lurch70]

Creepy drunk uncle trying to "have his way" with you?

oh fuck ... and this thread started off great ... :zombie:

let me see ...
once I was in bed buck naked and drunk as fuck with this big behemoth of a black chick ... that was cute as hell and known for rocking guys worlds ... but when it was time to enter ... it was a no go.
she tried to track me down for some days after that, traumatized as this is the first time it happened to her that she was turned down. I think I literally ran out of her bedroom ...

and another time not so long ago with an older chick that looked great in the dark when i picked her up at a bar ... but once I went out with her some days later ... and sober ... it was a no go ...

alcohol ... the great equalizer

 

[Reign in Acai]

oh fuck ... and this thread started off great ... :zombie:

let me see ...
once I was in bed buck naked and drunk as fuck with this big behemoth of a black chick ... that was cute as hell and known for rocking guys worlds ... but when it was time to enter ... it was a no go.

I was about to buck this bronco of a lass for the first time and turned as soft as a Dem's foreign policy. Quite embarrassing. What can you say, "It's not you, it's me?!"


Thankfully I got a second shot to redeem my manhood. Unfortunately, I almost roped myself in to marrying the bint.

Anybody in the market for a paltry engagement ring?!?!

 

[~Neurotica]

Too many times.
It's funny how some random guys just think that I've been waiting all my life for them to come and do me... right. Random sex can fuck off, seriously.

 

[NAD]

I think those that approach women in such a manner are just using the ol' Boomhauer law of averages. Eventually, after you make 90 chicks hate your guts, you'll find that special one that will drunkenly give you a bad blow job and forget about it the next morning.

That's what I assume anyhow, I've never been one to accost women as such. Well, except one time when I was 8 years old, but I think I was just trying to show off to my friends.

 

[NAD]

Also:

come and do me...

huhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

 

[lurch70]

Too many times.
It's funny how some random guys just think that I've been waiting all my life for them to come and do me... right. Random sex can fuck off, seriously.

dated a Ukranian chick for 2 years ... she was Kiev actually ... she like da money.
just a real pig in bed ... she was up for doing anywhere ... heck we did it once in my car in front of a church