He is with you. ALWAYS (I swear)

[A Fire Inside]

You have been wondering if there is any kind of Superior Power looking at you every action you do, every second you move. I can swear to you that it exists, no matter where or who he/she/it is. The fact is that exists... if you don't trust me, you'll go to Hell, where some eight-balled goats will fuck you in the ass for all eternity and your pubic hair will burn forever... FOREVEEER!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111.

Back to the topic, do you want some proof? After seeing this, you'll really really really REALLY believe in Him.

Click here

Look! He's helping lots of people! He does care about people even if they're working!!!!! He owns you!!!

( look at all the pictures, they're fucking hilarious... and read the stories from the left... )

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Damn
If i could draw absurdely well like this guy, i'd do a pic with me getting kicked in the butt by jesus!
Cause DAMN, this last year was all bad luck!


(okay, sorry jesus, if you're reading this, you know i can't resist a good joke )

 

[A Fire Inside]

Hear Thy words, Tut, He said to me what He would say to thee:

"Tut, thou have not been a good girl this year. Thou shalt not live anymore in this world of sin and hatred. Thou will visit the Purgatory, where thy soul will be left to cleanse. Rest In Peace, because thy time has arrived. DIE!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! DIEEEEE!!!!!! *Grabs a baz00ka and shoots Tut* BOAAAAAA BOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH PUUUUUUM POOOOOOOOOF BANG"



Sorry, you're dead. These things happen often...

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

OMG

i'm dead?!

shit!

 

[A Fire Inside]

Fucking hilarious signature, Tut.


God agrees.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

actually now i'm a copse-less soul... i gotta find somewhere i can reincarnate...

and damn... i think i'm starting to smell down here

 

[A Fire Inside]

No, no, you smell quite good. I think it's me...

 

[Tut's Zombified Corpse]

Shit... i'll have to wear my old corpse while i can't get a new one

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

who the fak is Tut's Zombified Corpse ???

 

[A Fire Inside]

Is Tut's Zombified Corpse.

 

[Tut's Zombified Corpse]

who the fak is Tut's Zombified Corpse ???

it's me big nose!!!!
I'm a little stinky and i think some of my body parts are falling apart, but it's me!
Yanko!

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH love u, man

 

[Lokakuu]

When free time goes awry

but funny

 

[Tut's Zombified Corpse]

i need some kind of voodoo to get back to life!

Or a D&D Level 18 spell!

Damn, where's Zsuzsa (or any other D&D freak) to help me out these times?!

 

[bodomite]

im a level 84 barbarian in diablo..... but diablo is a rpg for metalheads who know nothing about nerd games..... that count?

 

[Welly]

i quit diablo lvl 18 cuz i didin udnerstand the goal of the game.. damn english

 

[bodomite]

 

[Cat5Messiah]

(_)======D~~ O: "With you always"

 

[Tut's Zombified Corpse]

@ seph AEUHuEAhuaehuAEHueaheuahea

 

[A Fire Inside]

@Sephiroth: That is a Bitch "With you, always".


(Or "cocksucker")