Jarkko Mattheiszen
The FU guy.
(yes Jarkko, I had to copy/paste your last name just now)
I just realised my surname is "Matt, he is zen!" Much easier to remember that way!
Damn, I haven't had a realisation like this since the third grade when I learnt my second name wasn't actually Kameli (camel in Finnish) but Kalevi.
