Hell Mike Motörbike did the stupidest thing in his life yesterday

[Hell Mike]

I think the drunk-thread contains most of that one (written more or less in real-time too!!), find and read!

 

[Ayeka]

All that trawling? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

 

[dill_the_devil]

Come back search function, all is forgiven!

 

[Ellestin]

Bloody shit, that is insane! I've been living on the 4th floor with grass under my balcony for fifteen years. You bet I've been thinking about jumping quite a few times, and you're saying I might just have gotten out with bruises instead of having my backbone protruding from my neck like a flag-mast? No way...

Could you actually be sued for not having said "Yes"?

 

[Hell Mike]

you MIGHT have gotten out with bruises instead of having my backbone protruding from my neck like a flag-mast, but I wouldn't really try it if I were you (And I was on the fifth floor damnit!!)... Look at Aggressor, though he will have his legs left at least.

 

[Henrik Main]

(And I was on the fifth floor damnit!!)

The Swedish version or the English/American version, if you get my drift? (As in, do you count the ground floor as the first floor, like we do in Scandinavia and other normal places?)

 

[NAD]

Huh? Ground floor = first floor over here. Anything below is B1, B2, etc.

 

[Henrik Main]

Fair enough, I may have been mislead by THE MAN, then. Perhaps 'tis only the English who use that system?

 

[MFJ]

Tell the man to shove it, man.

 

[NAD]

THE MAN = my pals

I think a lot of people misunderstand that.

 

[R.I.P.2]

Here in England, the ground floor is the ground floor and the first floor is the first floor. Makes sense to me.

 

[Demilich]

So have you guys discovered the practice of dentistry over there yet?

 

[NAD]

Here in England, the ground floor is the ground floor and the first floor is the first floor. Makes sense to me.

"This first floor walk up is killing me!" That's really bizarre. I'm talking bangers and mash bizarre.

 

[Hell Mike]

The elevator in that building goes like this: B 1 2 3 4 etc and to get to that floor you press 4 but if you're on the second floor in a teo-storey house you don't say you're on the first floor so IMO that's the fifth floor right there, estimated height some 12-13 metres from the window but I will measure exactly sometime when I happen to have a long rope or something on me

 

[Henrik Main]

I still can't get over the weird coolness of that almighty leap of yours. I once jumped from my friend's balcony, but that wasn't more than 5-6 metres. I am not worthy.

 

[R.I.P.2]

So have you guys discovered the practice of dentistry over there yet?

Haven't heard that stereotype for a while. Don't know how that one came about...

If you're on the 2nd floor (not using the English system), you are one floor above the ground floor, so you're on the first floor. The distance between the second floor and the ground is really one floor.

 

[R.I.P.2]

The elevator in that building goes like this: B 1 2 3 4 etc and to get to that floor you press 4

So really you were on the 3rd floor.

 

[Hell Mike]

nono, it must have been the 2,364^0,76th floor using the highly logical british system

 

[NAD]

nono, it must have been the 2,364^0,76th floor using the highly logical british system

hahaha footbalm just pwnze0r0rd the entire British Empire.

 

[R.I.P.2]