Hello Sweses...help me out here...tell me the truth

[LifeDepraved]

Professor: The Swedes. They look at the glaciers, go inside, watch a Bergman film, have a heavy drink, then have some sex in the sauna, but ultimately that is unsatisfying, so they kill themselves.


Is this true?

Plz answer kthx!

 

[LifeDepraved]

Swedes I meant, obviously...and no I'm not high and/or goneeeeeee.

 

[Hobo]

Professor: The Swedes. They look at the glaciers, go inside, watch a Bergman film, have a heavy drink, then have some sex in the sauna, but ultimately that is unsatisfying, so they kill themselves.


Is this true?

Plz answer kthx!

We dont have glaciers.
we do go inside sometimes, but i think thats a quite common thing to do.
most of the people i talked to hates bergman.. pretentious crap movies.
we do drink quite heavily, but nowhere near the finns.
speaking of finns, they are also the sauna experts, not the swedes.
We do like sex though.
and the number of suicides are rapidly increasing du to depressed people dying.

 

[stefan86]

awesome

 

[the mourner13]

most of the people i talked to hates bergman.. pretentious crap movies.

Holy shit!!!Are we talking about the almighty,the best director of all times,the genius,the master of drama Ingmar fuckin Bergman? Man,there are books about this man and his films.And you say they are pretentious crap movies.And most probably you are Swedish.That is really weird.Cos even here in Turkey people that know him love his movies.I think you must be proud that your country has created such an übermensch

 

[LifeDepraved]

We dont have glaciers.
we do go inside sometimes, but i think thats a quite common thing to do.
most of the people i talked to hates bergman.. pretentious crap movies.
we do drink quite heavily, but nowhere near the finns.
speaking of finns, they are also the sauna experts, not the swedes.
We do like sex though.
and the number of suicides are rapidly increasing du to depressed people dying.

*hug*

 

[Silent paragon]

wtf kev? You have the strangest mind.

 

[Mantraschism]

I happen to like Bergman... although he's done some horrible stuff, he's also done some great stuff.

But I'm not Swedish, although I know a little.

 

[LifeDepraved]

wtf kev? You have the strangest mind.

I didn't write it. Found that somewhere. And I decided to ask about its authenticity

 

[rakytyka]

and the number of suicides are rapidly increasing du to depressed people dying.

A swedish friend of mine told me once that Stockholm is the most depressing city he had ever been to. He said "why do you think Katatonia are so depressed?"

 

[Cerulean]

Katatonia aren't depressed :-/
Jesus

 

[i aint play this]

I honestly don't know if Katatonia are depressed or not. How could i know?

 

[rakytyka]

He meant the music, not the guys.

 

[Cerulean]

Aaight

 

[Hobo]

And i just realized..
I ment to write Decrease... not increase..
as in "and the number of suicides are rapidly decreasing due to depressed people dying."

and also.. i cant spell..

 

[Brave.Archangel]

Hello! I from Sweden and i very like metal!

 

[i aint play this]

He meant the music, not the guys.

Wut, can't really think of way that their music isn't depressed but w/e.

 

[MiniMoose]

A swedish friend of mine told me once that Stockholm is the most depressing city he had ever been to. He said "why do you think Katatonia are so depressed?"

Maybe your friend was depressed or hung out with the wrong people or in the wrong places. Stockholm is a great city. Of course, it would have been better without all the damned swedes...

 

[rakytyka]

No idea. He is from Goteborg, I thought "maybe there is some kind of rivalry betwen both cities, like in here, madrid-barcelona, or smtng" I dont know, ive never been there. He said Stockholm is a depressing city and i just believed him.

 

[Hobo]

there is no rivalry at all etween stockholm and gothenburg.
It´s all general knowledge that stockholm is better than gothenburg at everything, and gothenburgians are a somewhat lower human beeing of a lesser value.