somehow i've completely forgotten the goatschool password. or it got changed. feh, w/e
i'd go with #3, although #2 would be the clear winner if:
a.) there wasn't the partial nudity thing. i think a lot of people would shy away from that, and i guess the purpose is to sell shirts. maybe you should do it anyway, BUT
b.) i think that design will only work with black or a deep blue with a lighter ink.
i guess C wins. it also sort of matches the style you may or may not have been establishing with motW and other various asst misc etc et al misc et al