Hi there MRW,
Send Virus an email, he's from England and might be able to help you out...
Also, getting a bass and playing along to your favorite music is a great way to start!
And I'll have no further American bashing please! I might be American, but I absolutely LOVE European culture and long to visit every country there someday. Don't make me think your a bunch of knuckleheads overthere!
But I would have to say that we have the same percentages of morons over here as you do over there. We just have more because we have more people. And our politicians are idiots as well, so that doesn't help our image, does it?
I would consider the average American to be closer to Rabies, EC, MM, and myself then some of the other ignoramuses you may have met....