here, put all your ideas in this

[minxnim]

it's a safe place

my first idea:
"Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell."

 

[FalseTodd]

My idea is that I never want to see that scene where the guy hooks his hand on a nail while moving a dresser ever ever again.

/me has willies

 

[minxnim]

my idea is that eventually we'll be in hell like 'well it wasn't *that* bad falsetodd seriously"

 

[FalseTodd]

i'd much rather be viewing some dude with the hooks in the face talkin' about jesus than have some shit happen to a dude's hands

 

[minxnim]

ok i'll keep that in mind "NO HAND MUTILATION".
noted.

 

[0sm0se]

How about eyes? That's what gets me.

Oh and if hands bother you, think about a dude getting his fingers taken off knuckle by knuckle with hedge clippers.

 

[minxnim]

none of this really bothers me.
still the scariest possibility: hell-hound that barks angry bees out of its mouth

 

[minxnim]

here's another idea for this box:
i'm going to spend the next year sending a bunch of people to hell. because i want to.

 

[FalseTodd]

yeah eyes fuck me up too

 

[minxnim]

um guys it barks and like, bees come flying out and the bees are really pissed off

 

[0sm0se]

Bees, fuck bees, I would punch every bee in the face.

 

[minxnim]

yea but they're hell bees so you never know what they'll do

 

[minxnim]

like, this dog will bark and the bees come out and they're like angry killer bees or WHO KNOWS WHAT since they are 'from hell' you know? they could like, have extra stingers or all sorts of hellish things going on. they may even BITE. and they're PISSED like really really pissed off bees.

 

[minxnim]

i just burst out laughing after i typed that last one.

 

[0sm0se]

I'm just thinking if I'm already in hell and I'm already dead, how bad could it possibly be?

 

[0sm0se]

I mean, are they going to pump my immortal soul full of venom? or chew on the incorporeal mass of my mind? I'm just not scared, I'm taking over hell, wanna come?

 

[Helm]

Hand mutilation, specifically fingernails not being where they should be.

 

[minxnim]

osmose, i'm down

 

[Josh Seipp]

my idea is that people should not hurt or kill other people

 

[Josh Seipp]

none of this really bothers me.
still the scariest possibility: hell-hound that barks angry bees out of its mouth

this was on the Simpsons!