here, put all your ideas in this

[minxnim]

isnt the rainforest wicked humid though?

 

[lizard]

Toby, I'm allergic to bees so to me they are the denizens of the fifth fiery ring beyond the river styx.

 

[FalseTodd]

i'm asking to put a rainforest in my house and you guys are triflin' on the details? please tell me the technical issues involved in being The Awesome Lord of All Time

 

[minxnim]

well technically you have to have like, really nice hair.

 

[minxnim]

there are no ifs, ands, or buts about it falsetodd. the hair that is.

 

[FalseTodd]

/cry

 

[minxnim]

well i mean come on falsetodd how is your hair?

 

[FalseTodd]

horrible, just horrible. generally frizzy and pointing in every direction, plus directions that have yet to be adequately described by modern physics

plus it's falling out, not sure if that's a (+) or a (-)

 

[minxnim]

it could possibly be so bad that it's GOOD. i'll need to assess it.

 

[FalseTodd]

i think it might transcend that thing twice - like wrap around back to bad

 

[minxnim]

i'll let greg determine the universal badness/radness of your hair.

GREG?

 

[FalseTodd]

this will be interesting for me

 

[Baliset]

i personally think sam's hair is rad but only when it is unkempt.

 

[minxnim]

like, maybe your hair is a killer hell bees nest or an evil death-rat-from-hell's nest or some shit

 

[Baliset]

sam's hair works so well to the point where when he gets it cut short and conservative i feel like i don't know who he is anymore.

 

[FalseTodd]

revealing!

 

[minxnim]

ok so greg is his hair like, say... for example, able to house hell bats?

 

[FalseTodd]

are hell bats bigger than a breadbox?

 

[Baliset]

i would imagine that is the case.

his hair is red amanda, red like the fires of gehenna!

 

[minxnim]

like the sylvia plath poem?? does falsetodd eat men like air?