here, put all your ideas in this

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I like the way this man thinks.

OK my real idea:

filling potato chip bags all the way up instead of 1/4 of the way like they do now. also rum or jack & coke in a can.
 
All I need now is a mind control device and some snazzy outfits and you can be my evil queen. I'm thinking I want Dr. Doom-esque body armor except I'm probably gonna be chromed out so I don't end up on pimp my body.
 
im pretty sure you and i can figure out some mind control device in a few hours if we get a room full of computer parts and some drugs.
 
my idea is to make these little pieces of paper with some sort of sticky substance on a portion of the back of them so that when you want to make a note, you can just write it down, tear it off the pad, and place it somewhere that it will stay until you need it later. i think yellow would be a nice color, too.
 
A real good idea I had was to cover the interior of my house in velcro and then have a pair of gloves and shoes to wear. That way I could eliminate the need for stairs, they waste so much space.