Hey British fagzzz, I need your help

Are you coming to England for some extra lessons in how much we also butcher the language (and your liver?)

Dude I'd love to do that. not so much the liver thing cause I'm really more of a nondrinker, but I sooo want to visit England. First, gotta start working and earn some money, cause I also need some monitors and a new audio computer, my balls are busting after so much rendering stems every fucking minute hahaha

Edit:yeah I know about the imperial metric shit, thanks