hey BWD

[Will Bozarth]

how big of an asshole did you tear my band in this review about to be p osted

 

[Black Winter Day]

not to leave my eager fans in the dark, i will now post some excepts from it...



"New Jersey"
"mix to"
"fat man"
"hardly"
"rip to shreds"


no lie... all of these words/phrases ARE in the review.



that's all you're getting for a sneak preview.

 

[NAD]

There once was a fat man from New Jersey who could hardly wait to rip to shreds a box of pancake mix to fulfill his urge to eat.

 

[Black Winter Day]

oh, i see jaykeeley forwarded it to you

 

[NAD]

Yeah dude, he was too excited for the staff to read it before the next upload.

 

[Black Winter Day]

it gets me horny just thinking about it!


..




weren't you talking about the olsen twins again?

 

[JayKeeley]

I tell you what, the next upload should be very interesting. Got a good mix of reviews coming out, including a 'classic' from BWD that will raise da roof in the gay way.

Who are those fuckers in dead6skin6masks signature? Do I really have to turn off the sig option just to avoid seeing that?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

That is Warrel Dane from Nevermore. The one on the left is Warrel wearing dsm's band's hat, and the other one is the homosexualized vampire Warrel Dane from the upcoming video from Nevermore: I, Voyager.

 

[JayKeeley]

I figured that was Warrel Dane on the left, but I was hoping the picture on the right was a doppelganger. Tell me that this vampire look is a joke.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2786436&postcount=1

sadly, it is from their recent video shoot.

 

[JayKeeley]

This all of course ends the debate as to whether they're a gay power metal band or not, arf arf. Is that shit gonna be aired on MTV? Geez...

 

[NAD]

He looks like Gary Busey's son, the dude that blew up the shit on Contact.

 

[Black Winter Day]

the warrell pic on the right looks a bit like alexi laiho. maybe it's just the eyeliner...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

of course I HAD to do this:

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Jim's A Priest!! Jim's A Priest!!! Bend Over Little Boys!!!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I tell you what, the next upload should be very interesting. Got a good mix of reviews coming out, including a 'classic' from BWD that will raise da roof in the gay way.

Who are those fuckers in dead6skin6masks signature? Do I really have to turn off the sig option just to avoid seeing that?

Ali, you really didn't know that was Warrell Dane?

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I figured that was Warrel Dane on the left, but I was hoping the picture on the right was a doppelganger. Tell me that this vampire look is a joke.

Heh, nevermind.

 

[Will Bozarth]

how the fuck did 'fat man' fit in a review????

 

[Black Winter Day]

patience, son

 

[Will Bozarth]

but yeah, JK... how long until the next update