Hammers of Misfortune - The August Engine

[NAD]

One of only four 10/10 BUY OR DIE albums from the past 5 years.

 

[JayKeeley]

I listened to all three Hammers releases in the last 24 hours, no lie. And I haven't pulled that shit off the shelf in months, honest!

 

[JayKeeley]

By the way, how did you find this thread without the search?!

 

[spaffe]

(Oh, and with the UM search lacking I found this thread using the google command site:ultimatemetal.com "hammers of misfortune", thought I'd just mention it in case someone here doesn't know it already.)

EDIT: Hehe, there's your answer
It's pretty cumbersome but better than nothing I guess

 

[NAD]

Aha! Didn't know the site: command, thanks!

WTF 3 Hammers albums!?!? What in holy fuck am I missing!???

 

[Krilons Resa]

ya...3?!!??!?! ! ? !! ??! ! !1

 

[JayKeeley]

It's called "Unholy Cadaver" - the Hammers demo. You both have CD-Rs you slackers.

It's mostly death doom interspersed with a few pieces of Hammers wizardry - it's pretty fuckin' stompin! The only clean vocals in it are some occasional vox from Janis Tanaka, and Scalzi only appears in the last 4 minutes of the epic, "Hammers of Misfortune". Otherwise it's all death vox - I'm not even sure who the vocalist is -- it might be Cobbet considering he did the harsh vox on The Bastard, but these are growls not screams...

Anyone that can tell me the movie sample from the beginning of track 2, "Unleash the Sword of [motherfuckin'] Blasphemy" wins a prize.

For a demo, it's great.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Duuuuuuude!!!!! You never sent me the Hammers demo!?!!!


<--- no slacker

Im souped!

 

[JayKeeley]

Yes I did - check again, beeyotch.

 

[NAD]

Yeah I think my copy is buried underneath some 239857342 other CD-Rz.

For a second there I thought you had heard the new one already!

 

[JayKeeley]

No.

And put away the crap CD-Rs and just listen to at least one that I sent you!! WTF?!

 

[Krilons Resa]

Yes I did - check again, beeyotch.

Oh no you did not my pals!

 

[JayKeeley]

Oh no you did not my pals!

Yes I did you crakkker ass cracker milky cumspot.

And if I didn't, well I guess I'll just need to send you one won't I?

No but seriously, I guaran-damn-tee that I sent you one. Check again and let me know.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I did. I have foreseti, sevenchurch, sun of the sleepless, aracne sun's fade, manilla road, and brocas helm. wwwoOt!

 

[Krilons Resa]

you called me a milky cumshot!

 

[JayKeeley]

Well, slap my thigh and call me a negro.

PM me your home addy again and I'll send a CD-R over.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Will do! Yessss.

 

[Demilich]

goddamn, i wanna hear Unholy Cadaver

where'd you get your copy again?

 

[JayKeeley]

I got it from John Cobbet directly. I can send you a CD-R.

NAD - have you listened to it yet?

 

[Demilich]

wait to see if you have anything else to send me in the next little while JK,
i know i have something to send you as soon as it comes in!