Hey Captain Information, A Wee Treat For Your Eyes

[Keenan]

 

[metallicdistort]

As ace as that tattoo is, has it been tattooed onto some kind of cyst?

I think its a knee...

 

[Slatanictrash]

As ace as that tattoo is, has it been tattooed onto some kind of cyst?

Nope, this guy actually got silicone injections to create the boobs effect, he did this a few years ago, I will try and find the story ok

 

[Styxx]

I think its a knee...

Mate, you got some fucked up legs if you think that looks like a knee!

Nope, this guy actually got silicone injections to create the boobs effect, he did this a few years ago, I will try and find the story ok

Ah right, fair enough. Makes much more sense. I just had this image of a guy going "Shit, I've got leg cancer. How can I make the most of this situation?"

 

[Slatanictrash]

Here is the article guys

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=80378&in_page_id=2

 

[metallicdistort]

Mate, you got some fucked up legs if you think that looks like a knee!

Yeah, after looking at my own legs I realised just how disillusioned I was, and that knees arent situated on the shin

 

[diddykoi6]

hahah, some people have them lumps put on their face dont they aswell.

 

[Ocelot2010]

i cant my shopping days are over because i have GIMP on this stupid OS

similar

mines better IMHO

Looks like a chick that I almost went out with

 

[Styxx]

Looks like a chick that I almost went out with

Did that happen in your head?

Let's be honest, the guy that's shagging a girl like her doesn't have the time to turn his PC on, let alone post on the Evile forum. He's probably spending most of his time between a fine pair of legs, and the rest between a fine pair of breasts!

 

[Zehm]

this^

 

[diddykoi6]

 

[Ocelot2010]

Did that happen in your head?

Let's be honest, the guy that's shagging a girl like her doesn't have the time to turn his PC on, let alone post on the Evile forum. He's probably spending most of his time between a fine pair of legs, and the rest between a fine pair of breasts!

I ALMOST went out with a chick who looked like that

"I like you but I'm not sure if I want a relationship yet."

Two weeks later she's going out with some junkie piece of shit. I ask her about it:

"I think it'd be better if we were just friends."





:Smokedev: :hotjump:

 

[Keenan]

I assume that was your actual train of thought?

 

[Ocelot2010]

That's everything she said and did to me.

Women SUCK

 

[Keenan]

The faces I meant.....

 

[Zehm]

here's what I dont get. being rejected by a beautiful woman is one of, if not the most excruciating experiences a man can have, but the more I think about it, the more I realize that that's the stupidest, most illogical, assenine things that I have ever heard. it's nothing short of unacceptable.

 

[Styxx]

Women SUCK

Girls suck. Women swallow.

 

[evilematt]

Girls suck. Women swallow.

Ladies sip.

 

[diddykoi6]

that was amazing haha.

inb4 slaytanics granny referance.

 

[Keenan]

inb4diddydoesall3?


I dunno