hey could someone translate this for me?

[Tide In Mind Out]

i'm no fan of implants but hers just look so...so friendly

 

[NAD]

Women have no clue as to what great tits should look like. That's why all plastic surgeons are men.

bwaaaaaahahahaha awesome.

i prefer mine sorta small but firm, perky, and round. not that i have a problem with bigger boobs, but generally those head south for the spring/summer/autumn/winter so i don't enjoy them as much. as long as they have a nice good bounce to them when doing activity like strutting or banging.

hmm.

*runs off to office bathroom to choke it*

 

[JayKeeley]

Work safe, eh?

*looks for pictures of Kate Beckinsale and Evangeline Lily*

 

[NAD]

i still think it's funny saying stuff like "work safe." i figure just the act of dicking around at work is the bad part, not what you're dicking around with.

i used to look at porn at work, until they got a filter.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Here's top leg/butt cheek.

 

[JayKeeley]

ok no tits per se, but certainly the two most attractive women on tv/movies today (assuming everyone's already acknowledged the greatness of Angelina Jolie and Salma Hayek).

Everything in its right place....

 

[NAD]

pretty close to ideal right here, although i like girls with a little more meat on them too. preferrably mine. *rimshot*

 

[Reign in Acai]

Bah!!! I'm still going with diaper tits.

 

[NAD]

hahahaha

hey i wouldn't kick her out of bed. well, at least not until i finished.

 

[E-bortion]

Salma Hayek is missing something.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Salma Hayek is missing something.

My Penis.

 

[JayKeeley]

Missing something? Goddamn.

 

[E-bortion]

WAIT wrong woman, I was talking about Kate Beckensale.

 

[Reign in Acai]

That chick from Lost has beautiful arms. The pic you posted wasn't very becoming though.

 

[JayKeeley]

Yeah but I was talking about the one on the left.

 

[Reign in Acai]

That guys a damn beast! You know he tapped that shit like a beer keg. Hence the sweaty pectoral region.

 

[NAD]

god damn i'll bet that guy stinks after a short walk.