Hey how can you tell if a broad is cute over the phone?

[cthulufhtagn]

an amusing tale of these parts involves a girls gay brother fucking up with some machine on his sister, so he calls the support line and keeps commenting on how he sounds hot.

er....what? i've read this like five times now and i still can't make sense of it, any of it

 

[lurch70]

word to the wise ... no company puts hot chicks in the back answering phones all day ... they put them upfront ...
so the chances of that chick on the other end of the customer service line being hot ... well

 

[Mormagil]

er....what? i've read this like five times now and i still can't make sense of it, any of it

same here. i console myself with the knowledge that it probably isn't amusing

 

[Krilons Resa]

something about never to be caught riding one?

They're fun to ride until your friend catches you on one.

 

[KILL TULLY]

If they sound cute, they are most likely not cute, at all.


But if a chick is mad sexual on the phone she is probably a feisty little catch, imho. Not like "YO FUCK MY CUNT BITCH!" phone-sex, just a classy vixen.

 

[dorian gray]

HAHAHAHAHA at this entire thread
49 stars

 

[NAD]

Awesome advice fuckers!

 

[lizard]

just a word to the wise, classy chicks rarely refer to themselves as "cunts".

 

[Claws of Perdition]

just a word to the wise, classy chicks rarely refer to themselves as "cunts".

all depends on what you call classy...

 

[lurch70]

one thing i know ... chicks ... are even bigger pigs than guys.

and the ones that deny it ... are the biggest

 

[Erik]

word to the wise ... no company puts hot chicks in the back answering phones all day ... they put them upfront ...
so the chances of that chick on the other end of the customer service line being hot ... well

customer service chick might be hot but a total psycho that can't deal with meeting people physically

just a thought

 

[dorian gray]

just a word to the wise, classy chicks rarely refer to themselves as "cunts".

 

[lizard]

well yes, class being relative, but cunt is the worst thing you can call a chick.

 

[Erik]

after "fat"

so ideally i should start calling chicks fat cunts more

 

[NAD]

I've very rarely referred to a broad as a cunt, even jokingly. And those I have, truly earned it.

Of course, some get offended by broad, but fuck all that, that's probably one of my Top Five Favorite Words and shit.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

 

[JayKeeley]

Oi, you vunt!

 

[NAD]

never mind that i usually speak in swedish

Right here? This is what is known as "brilliant" in many circles.

 

[JayKeeley]

By the way, fatter chicks will have fuller laughs. It's true, they laugh from the gut or something. Same reason why they have bigger singing voices.

Fat chick laughing: HA HA HO HO HOOWEEEEE!

Thin chick laughing: hee hee giggle

Chris Farley dressed as a chick eating fries: Lay off me I'm starving

 

[dorian gray]

never mind that i usually speak in swedish

good stuff right here