Hey how can you tell if a broad is cute over the phone?

[Nico]

Oi, you cunt!

Pretty much the common greeting where I used to live.

 

[Night Mare]

I am pretty sure you still live in Nambour man.

 

[Nico]

Andre's the only person I'd dare to greet with "oi cunt"

 

[Claws of Perdition]

I am pretty sure you still live in Nambour man.

I think nightmare, Decadent and I are the only ones who will get that.

 

[Night Mare]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nambour

 

[Nico]

The Big Pineapple is in Woombye though

 

[Night Mare]

So is Nambour Christian College, and Nambour TAFE is in Burnside, but everyone wants the name of this thriving metropolis attached to their organisation.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

haha

 

[lizard]

 

[Nico]

It looks more impressive in person. Like a tribute to the brilliance of all mankind.

 

[lizard]

the closest I'm ever likely to get is rereading Bill Bryson's In a Sunburned Country

 

[Doom]

The Big Pineapple tourist attraction on the southern outskirts of the town combines both of these pursuits. Other tourist attractions include The Big Cow and The Big Macadamia nut.

PIX PLS OF THE BIG COW

 

[NAD]

omg!

 

[lizard]

 

[NAD]

Royal Carnage field trip:

We need to get together and tip that cow (and get drunk).

 

[lizard]

that cow's nipples are just about the right height.

 

[lurch70]

for what?

 

[lizard]

for nad to nurse at in a photo

 

[Trylakos]

er....what? i've read this like five times now and i still can't make sense of it, any of it

blah sorry, I was in school and rushing and typed that really fast.. thats why all my recent posts make no sense


anyways, theres this girl and her brother is a huge flamer, and it scares her for some reason. She keeps saying how he is creepy and retarded and stuff. He broke some type of machine or something that belonged to her so he called tech support in order to try and fix it. And he didn't pay attention on the phone because he kept going on how the guy sounds "fucking hot".

it isn't so funny anymore, and I can't remember half of it anyways.



Anyone remember that Beavis and Butthead episode where they called the sexchat line with the huge fat woman?

 

[dorian gray]

I still, for one, don't understand wtf you're talking about.