Hey Spiff

[KoichCPA]

If you were to become a Superhero, would you become BridgeMan?

You could have the awesome power to turn into a bridge, and cross rivers and gullies. Unstoppable Bridge Man.

*cue theme music*
BRIDGE MAN
BRIDGE MAN
BRIDGING RIVERS WHEREEVER HE CAN
*Fade out music*

Women: Save me, Save me, I am stuck on this side of the river, and the mall is on the other side. Also, there is a moster chasing me.
BRIDGEMAN: Don't worry I'll save you.
*transforms into a bridge*
*women runs accross*
Women: Thank you BridgeMan, will I ever know your real Identity?
BRIDGE MAN: No, I must remain a secret.
Women: Thats ok I guess, cos I'm a hot bitch, I want to fuck Koichi anyway.
BRIDGE MAN: I would to if I was a hot bitch, alas, I am just a man who is also a bridge.

*cue theme music*
BRIDGE MAN,
BRIDGE MAN
RIVERS AND GULLIES HE WILL SPAN
BRIDGE MAN
BRIDGE MAN
BRIDGING LARGE GAPS WHERVER HE CAN
BRIDGE MAN
BRIDGE MAN

 

[Shannow]

LOL, sanity is such a fleeting gift.

 

[Spiff]

It's very possibly, Koichi. But I'd only be a hero if I was helping someone cross a large gap or river or something, wouldn't I?

 

[Shannow]

Just think how much money we could make, selling you to unsuspecting tourists, then moving you.

 

[Southy]

Koichi you have drunk too much...gotot bed haha

 

[Goreripper]

Josh, that's the funniest post I've read here in a while.

 

[Goreripper]

*cue theme music*
BRIDGE MAN,
BRIDGE MAN
RIVERS AND GULLIES HE WILL SPAN
BRIDGE MAN
BRIDGE MAN
BRIDGING LARGE GAPS WHERVER HE CAN
BRIDGE MAN
BRIDGE MAN

Seriously, I've got fucking tears in my eyes reading that.

 

[JonBonJovi]

Does Bridgeman and Rocket man work together...if you rub Bridgeman up the wrong way do you get a massive splinter?

 

[KoichCPA]

No


NO

 

[JonBonJovi]

good to hear! on both counts!

 

[salty]

I shall do a cartoon of this character...

Maybe once we have moved.

 

[Spiff]

Not only would I bridge physical gaps (over ravines, rivers, canyons, etc) I could also bridge cultural gaps between different nationalities, races and religions.

I'm starting to get all teary.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

LMAO!

 

[Celestial-Todd]

To quote Ozzy "I love you all, but you're all fucking crazy!"

 

[KoichCPA]

I need a picture of Spiff,

someone send me one..

 

[Sydo]

Joe Siegler, webmaster of the BLACK SABBATH fan site [url]www.black-sabbath.com[/url], has issued the following update:

"Monday morning here brings some very welcome news, and something that when I found out about it came as a shock, as I was not expecting this to actually happen, tell you the truth. I got word that [BLACK SABBATH guitarist] Tony Iommi intends on releasing what's commonly known as the 'Eighth Star' bootleg. This material was recorded back in 1996 for what was then to be a Tony Iommi's first official solo album. It was later abandoned for what eventually did become Tony's first official solo album, 'Iommi'.

"The album featured former DEEP PURPLE & BLACK SABBATH singer Glenn Hughes on vocals and bass, former SABBATH & OZZY and current DEEP PURPLE keyboardist Don Airey, and former JUDAS PRIEST drummer Dave Holland on drums. I've heard the album, and I have to say it shows that Iommi can play more than just BLACK SABBATH riffs. There's some great bluesy stuff here, some awesome vocals from Glenn Hughes, and some good heavy stuff, too. Here's some facts about the release of the album.

- Tony will be going in and mixing the album with the intent of releasing it later this year
- No details yet as to a precise release date, other than 'later this year'
- No details as to the final track listing or track order
- No details yet as to what form the release will take (Internet download, a CD, etc)
- The sound of the existing bootleg will be crap compared to the final, finished album.
- No details as to what the actual name of the album will be upon release ('8th Star' is a bootleg name).
- The image shown here will not be the final cover art, as it is a bootleg image.

"The reason for the track listing comment is that there's one song on the existing bootleg that Tony isn't even on at all! This is a wonderful development, and over the years I've been wishing that Tony would release this album, as I've personally thought it was a wonderful album, and for it never to see the light of day is a crime. Properly cleaned up, I'm sure this album will be widely accepted by Iommi & SABBATH fans everywhere!

"Once I get more details on the release, bet your ass I'll pass them on. If you want to read more about the existing '8th Star' bootleg, you can visit Alexander Rack's bootleg database page for it here."

 

[spawn]

They need to forget about this and get around to remastering all the Martin/Dio/Hughes era albums Especially the almighty Headless Cross

 

[Sydo]

Heaven and Hell is remastered..?

 

[spawn]

I want it done again in a box set with all the other non Ozzy stuff

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Of course Iommi can play blues, you can hear it in some of his Sabbath solos etc. This is interesting news indeed.