Strewth Spiff! H&A's plots are straight off the Days of Our Lives cutting room floor! Someone goes mental, someone gets killed, someone gets trapped down a mineshaft (!!), someone rapes someone and then their victim's sister falls in love with them, someone goes mental, someone gets killed, there's a shoot out, a fire, a car accident, someone with chronic amnesia wandering about going "Who am I?" (maybe, I'm not sure if that's happened yet), all in the space of a month. The only things they haven't done yet is maroon someone on a deserted island and have someone possessed by the devil. Neighbours' plots might not be particularly rivetting at times, but at least they're believable (to an extent).