My ex was the best at picking on feet being so small, that little bastard got me so good when we first started dating.
He took me to the fair and I of course wanted to go on the Ferris Wheel, he told me I couldn't...I stared at him for a minute before he finally said you feet have to be so big *insert hand gesture here* to ride this ride.
Punk, he also wouldn't get me on of those necklaces with a grain of rice with your name on it cuz he was afraid I would cook it, hehe I'm a tad domesticated. (I dream of a new washing machines and new crochet needles)